The Brilliant (Bonkers) Bear Club...
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Omg! Rhubarb cake looks sooooo tasty.
We need to invent Rhubarb-&-Jimmy-proof phone case.
Then ride like fat rats on the money train.
Hm. It looks better that 90% of the selfies you can find on the internet. [emoji3]
Rhubarb overheard a discussion about mobile apps today.
How they were designed to be useful & easy tools.
But often just bloated device software with extra problems.
Bear decided apps must be built from fruit.
Because eating a lot quickly caused bloating.
Plus, bananas were rather soft to wear.
He remembered seeing phones with an apple symbol, too.
20 minutes later, with help from Jimmy,
Rhubarb unveiled his new portable app:
"Tasty Nonsense #576312888663."
Which, he explained, could be enjoyed both offline & on.
Provided one had imagination, liked the smell of peaches.
And tolerated occasional toy lizard grumblings, muffled by leather satchel.
How they were designed to be useful & easy tools.
But often just bloated device software with extra problems.
Bear decided apps must be built from fruit.
Because eating a lot quickly caused bloating.
Plus, bananas were rather soft to wear.
He remembered seeing phones with an apple symbol, too.
20 minutes later, with help from Jimmy,
Rhubarb unveiled his new portable app:
"Tasty Nonsense #576312888663."
Which, he explained, could be enjoyed both offline & on.
Provided one had imagination, liked the smell of peaches.
And tolerated occasional toy lizard grumblings, muffled by leather satchel.
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Rhubarb spent the evening telling ghost stories in garden.
Since his rescued Christmas tree finally died.
(Perhaps from new mulb logo grief--or zealous overwatering. Who can tell?)
And tearfully was sent away to compost-land.
Bear added eerie flashlight effect, under chin.
Which convinced Jimmy that hiding inside empty terra cotta pot--
During scary, growly bits--
Was a fabulous plan.
Since his rescued Christmas tree finally died.
(Perhaps from new mulb logo grief--or zealous overwatering. Who can tell?)
And tearfully was sent away to compost-land.
Bear added eerie flashlight effect, under chin.
Which convinced Jimmy that hiding inside empty terra cotta pot--
During scary, growly bits--
Was a fabulous plan.
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Today Rhubarb read several disturbing news articles.
Then asked me why a young man hurt an unconscious woman? Why did 50 people die in a nightclub? Etc.
Sometimes, bear, there are no good answers.
About bad things.
All we can do is cuddle near to one another.
Share a warm scarf, watch the cold rain fall.
And hope for better. So much better.
Tomorrow.
Then asked me why a young man hurt an unconscious woman? Why did 50 people die in a nightclub? Etc.
Sometimes, bear, there are no good answers.
About bad things.
All we can do is cuddle near to one another.
Share a warm scarf, watch the cold rain fall.
And hope for better. So much better.
Tomorrow.
