Ok - so you are asking for thoughts....and personally, unless you're very into modifying expensive bags and you're incredibly good at it.....this sounds insane to me. Part of the beauty of this bag includes its multi-use handles - flipping them in or out of the bag via long-handle / shoulder use, or using the bag as a handheld satchel. I can't see taking a bag like this and cutting off these gorgeous handles. It's part of the beauty and style of the bag. Yes, it's too drastic. Buy another bag.
I'd like to share a little "experiment" I tried with one of my first
Coach bags a few years ago. I'm posting two photos that I "borrowed" from an eBay listing just to make it easier to describe how I butchered a perfectly, stunning bag.
The two pics are of the Legacy American Icon, style #19997, from about three or four years ago...
The first pic is the bag's front view and the other is an overhead view of the bag's opening. You'll notice there are two types of closures -- one is a simple built in snap closure and the other is belt strap which has belt holes and a buckle, going along the bag opening, horizontally. The function of the belt is to supplement the closing of the bag.
As soon as I brought the bag home I played around with carrying the bag; fiddling with the closures and wearing it with the belt NOT buckled, but with the opening snapped shut. Anyway, the belt was getting on my nerves and I knew I didn't want it just hanging there, unbuckled -- it looked ridiculous. So, I took my large kitchen scissors and cut off the belt right where it attached to the sides of the bag on the seam. MAJOR MISTAKE!! It looked hideous and was useless for reselling or even wearing in public, lol! I now use it for stashing reading material or some useless trinkets I own. I can post the pic on here but would need to do it when I'm organizing my closet.
I did add some drama to my story, but I figured you may relate to the circumstances. IF I were able to turn back time, I would simply have returned it to the store! Good luck with whatever you end up doing.
Below are the pics of the front of the bag and the other is the closeup of the belt that I butchered, haha. I'll have to post my own botched experiment soon.
Moderator, I hope it was okay to post someone else's pics for my post. If not, please delete them.