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I kindly request that all members participating in the MM and Harry thread dial back the vile rhetoric.

I am not opposed to discussing public personas on TPF, including the constant torrent of news surrounding the couple from this thread. But I find it troubling when their looks are being nitpicked apart to a degree that is just not appropriate.

This thread has drawn criticism over the years, and I discussed it at great length with Megs and the mods. I am not looking to close it down, but the vitriol needs to be dialed back.

My personal feelings about hate threads aside, this ultra-negative vibe is something better suited for other forums, Reddit, or elsewhere. I am holding our community to higher standards.

Thanks for reading.
 
One Stan claims that Zed was a natural and whiz at being a royal because she did much the same things as an actress, like present awards. And I was ????? Did they confuse her with trophy girls - the sweet young things who bring out the trophies? Do they mean she is a trophy wife? Or are they referring to her Deal or No Deal days?

And if she was so great as a royal, why did she quit? So many conflicting excuses for Zed, yet her sugars don't mind their schizoid thinking.
 
Tomorrow is a big day for Catherine’s launch of “Shaping Us”, the next step in her meaningful work about early childhood development.

Based on previous experience, the insecure, rabidly jealous pair, H and TW, might be planning an attempt to steal the day and thwart her:

1. H might announce in a Show and Tell segment with Gayle King, an updated edition of SPARE to include step by step First Aid photos on how to best apply Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream to a frozen todger.

2. M might announce she is pregnant, in anticipation of announcing a future miscarriage, to coincide with the next major Wales’ event.

3. Given the critical shortage of fresh eggs in the US, H and family might magnanimously share ones from their flock, using Archie and Lilibet pulling a little red delivery wagon down the road, to deliver them to Oprah. Hear the camera shutters clicking?

4. To earn her allowance, Doria, trailing behind TW, might conduct a garden tour, demonstrating pot propagation for maximum crop yield, harvesting and processing followed by a segment on cultivating hallucinogenic mushrooms for fun and profit. If by chance they ever scored an invite to Courtney Cox’s house, they’d have the perfect hostess gift. So much more special when home grown.
 
Tomorrow is a big day for Catherine’s launch of “Shaping Us”, the next step in her meaningful work about early childhood development.

Based on previous experience, the insecure, rabidly jealous pair, H and TW, might be planning an attempt to steal the day and thwart her:

1. H might announce in a Show and Tell segment with Gayle King, an updated edition of SPARE to include step by step First Aid photos on how to best apply Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream to a frozen todger.

2. M might announce she is pregnant, in anticipation of announcing a future miscarriage, to coincide with the next major Wales’ event.

3. Given the critical shortage of fresh eggs in the US, H and family might magnanimously share ones from their flock, using Archie and Lilibet pulling a little red delivery wagon down the road, to deliver them to Oprah. Hear the camera shutters clicking?

4. To earn her allowance, Doria, trailing behind TW, might conduct a garden tour, demonstrating pot propagation for maximum crop yield, harvesting and processing followed by a segment on cultivating hallucinogenic mushrooms for fun and profit. If by chance they ever scored an invite to Courtney Cox’s house, they’d have the perfect hostess gift. So much more special when home grown.
Courtney Cox has been pretty quiet about her party.
 
Tomorrow is a big day for Catherine’s launch of “Shaping Us”, the next step in her meaningful work about early childhood development.

Based on previous experience, the insecure, rabidly jealous pair, H and TW, might be planning an attempt to steal the day and thwart her:

1. H might announce in a Show and Tell segment with Gayle King, an updated edition of SPARE to include step by step First Aid photos on how to best apply Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream to a frozen todger.

2. M might announce she is pregnant, in anticipation of announcing a future miscarriage, to coincide with the next major Wales’ event.

3. Given the critical shortage of fresh eggs in the US, H and family might magnanimously share ones from their flock, using Archie and Lilibet pulling a little red delivery wagon down the road, to deliver them to Oprah. Hear the camera shutters clicking?

4. To earn her allowance, Doria, trailing behind TW, might conduct a garden tour, demonstrating pot propagation for maximum crop yield, harvesting and processing followed by a segment on cultivating hallucinogenic mushrooms for fun and profit. If by chance they ever scored an invite to Courtney Cox’s house, they’d have the perfect hostess gift. So much more special when home grown.
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Lovely party

While it's comical that The Duchess is not part of the party, I'm more concerned about the sexy look that JLo attempted to exhibit in the group picture :lol: It is so weird and her face also looked frozen, more so then PMK.

Anyhow, the more people discuss about Z-list not being invited or pictured at the party, the more her camp is (probably) going to drop crumbs claiming she had other engagement or she had to look after a sick kid, simply to save face. At this point, I think it's safe to conclude that OW is completely distancing herself from them because she finally realized that they are bad for her reputation.

So when is T(oilet)P(aper) going to finally wake the F up and see the two devils for what they are?
 
While it's comical that The Duchess is not part of the party, I'm more concerned about the sexy look that JLo attempted to exhibit in the group picture :lol: It is so weird and her face also looked frozen, more so then PMK.

Anyhow, the more people discuss about Z-list not being invited or pictured at the party, the more her camp is (probably) going to drop crumbs claiming she had other engagement or she had to look after a sick kid, simply to save face. At this point, I think it's safe to conclude that OW is completely distancing herself from them because she finally realized that they are bad for her reputation.

So when is T(oilet)P(aper) going to finally wake the F up and see the two devils for what they are?
T.P. is stuck. He agreed to be Lily’s godfather.
 
While it's comical that The Duchess is not part of the party, I'm more concerned about the sexy look that JLo attempted to exhibit in the group picture :lol: It is so weird and her face also looked frozen, more so then PMK.

Anyhow, the more people discuss about Z-list not being invited or pictured at the party, the more her camp is (probably) going to drop crumbs claiming she had other engagement or she had to look after a sick kid, simply to save face. At this point, I think it's safe to conclude that OW is completely distancing herself from them because she finally realized that they are bad for her reputation.

So when is T(oilet)P(aper) going to finally wake the F up and see the two devils for what they are?
Have you seen her new movie, Shotgun Wedding? Sad, just sad. Thinking this selling her body is the path TW will follow. Maybe Hazz, if he chooses :giggle:
 
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