How is that deadly? Just write something like this:
Dear Eluxury.com,
I recently ordered a Marc Jacobs purse from you, invoice # ___________. Having been a long-time customer and previously enjoyed your high quality goods and services, I was excited to receive my purchase. However, I was extremely disappointed when I received my shipment.
The purse was [describe EVERY problem with it]. Obviously, this is an unacceptable product to sell. After notifying your customer service department about the issue, I was offered a $50 gift certificate to be used towards a future purchase. However, this offer obviously does not address the faulty and used merchandise that was shipped to me. It merely attempts to induce my future purchase. I was even told that I would not be able to return the purse since it was used, which is ridiculous since the product sent to me was in used condition. [Is that part correct?]
As a subsidiary of the world's leading seller of luxury products, LVMH, I would expect your company to ensure that the products sent to consumers are of only the best quality. Unforunately, the purse is a "one of a kind" which cannot be replaced, or so I was informed. Since the purse cannot be replaced, I would request that either a 50% discount be applied to its purchase or that I be refunded the entire amount of my purchase, including the shipping and handling to receive AND return the purse to you upon its return.
I am extremely disappointed in your product and how this matter was handled. I would hope that you would be interested in keeping my business. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
________________
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Ok, that may be a little more than what you're comfortable with--but you get the idea.... Just be to the point, what went wrong, what you expect, and how they should fix it.
Dear Eluxury.com,
I recently ordered a Marc Jacobs purse from you, invoice # ___________. Having been a long-time customer and previously enjoyed your high quality goods and services, I was excited to receive my purchase. However, I was extremely disappointed when I received my shipment.
The purse was [describe EVERY problem with it]. Obviously, this is an unacceptable product to sell. After notifying your customer service department about the issue, I was offered a $50 gift certificate to be used towards a future purchase. However, this offer obviously does not address the faulty and used merchandise that was shipped to me. It merely attempts to induce my future purchase. I was even told that I would not be able to return the purse since it was used, which is ridiculous since the product sent to me was in used condition. [Is that part correct?]
As a subsidiary of the world's leading seller of luxury products, LVMH, I would expect your company to ensure that the products sent to consumers are of only the best quality. Unforunately, the purse is a "one of a kind" which cannot be replaced, or so I was informed. Since the purse cannot be replaced, I would request that either a 50% discount be applied to its purchase or that I be refunded the entire amount of my purchase, including the shipping and handling to receive AND return the purse to you upon its return.
I am extremely disappointed in your product and how this matter was handled. I would hope that you would be interested in keeping my business. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
________________
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Ok, that may be a little more than what you're comfortable with--but you get the idea.... Just be to the point, what went wrong, what you expect, and how they should fix it.