Mulberry shoes -- coming soon!

[kroquet]

Yuck!!! Can only imagine!!!

 

[eviemarie]

i can see some nice court shoes in a oak colour with the tree sign on the shoe where your heal(not the high heel but your foot heal) would be. does tha make sence??

 

[flyvetjo]

"stuff" Can imagine every single piece of it...

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH- you have been warned.

worst was when I got anal gland secretion in my eye!!!!Thank god i kept my mouth shut!!:shame:

 

[eviemarie]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[kroquet]

Jo - that's too horrible!!

Here's one for u!! When my son was a baby, I went in to change him in the middle of the nite and took his diaper off and the same time I yawned...
Yep, pee hit me full inside the mouth!!! Taught me a lesson, he did!! Never open mouth while changing!!! Sad thing is,
I was so sleep deprived, it didn't really matter!!

 

[sarajane]

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH- you have been warned.

worst was when I got anal gland secretion in my eye!!!!Thank god i kept my mouth shut!!:shame:

Jo, you are totally and utterly disgusting!!!
Ooooh, that has conjured up the most horrendous picture!!!!!

 

[sarajane]

Kroquet - how funny! My elder son did something similar except he peed, turned his head and it shot in his ear!!!!

 

[kroquet]

Boys are such a treat, aren't they??? Especially when they are learning to stand and pee and aim!!!!

 

[sarajane]

Mine still haven't mastered it and they're 46 (DH) & 12. The 6 yr old is actually quite good!!

 

[kroquet]

Jo, you are totally and utterly disgusting!!!
Ooooh, that has conjured up the most horrendous picture!!!!!

Just to take this one step further, what kind of animal ???? I know, I am a real sicko!

 

[kroquet]

Mine still haven't mastered it and they're 46 (DH) & 12. The 6 yr old is actually quite good!!

My DH is terrible, I always have to clean around the u know what before the cleaning lady comes, because its just so embarassing!!! She probably thinks I am married to a blind man!!

 

[sarajane]

My DH is terrible, I always have to clean around the u know what before the cleaning lady comes, because its just so embarassing!!! She probably thinks I am married to a blind man!!

Kroquet, you crack me up! I do the same except I rush around flushing all 3 loos before my cleaner comes as I just know DH &boys won't have flushed them! What is it about men & toilets!
My mantra is 'flush & wash' - I shout it at them every time they come out of the bathroom. It's going on my bloody headstone!

 

[kroquet]

Sarajane, you are so funny!!! How do we get so off topic???? It seems that we all have so much in common!! At least in our sense of humor...

 

[sarajane]

I was typing my last post about toilets and sat there thinking 'what the hell has this got to do with Mulberry shoes!'
Reckon it's Mulberry girls' humour! Off to bed now so chat again tomorrow. Lol. X

 

[flyvetjo]

Back to boys and toilets - v cute watching my twin 5 year olds and 3 year old all pee in the toilet at the same time. Their aim isn't too bad but that's probably because they are so short!!! To focus the mind i heard you can put a ping pong ball in the bowl so they have something to aim at!!!!

Kroquet- to answer your question...... Dog!