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Agree with above. It’s kind of like a reality tv show. But, I have to assume that this is deliberate.

I know someone who has worked out where she sometimes does. says that she’s prettier, lower key IRL.
Also she takes her work outs seriously.

Anyway, I think Venice will be a headache for them and for the city. The entire thing will be a mess. Yuck.

ETA: this could have been gorgeous and tasteful. But that was clearly not what they were going for.
Boobs on parade. Who will be the first lady to have a nip slip?
 
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The Gallant Lady is already 170 ft long.

ummmm

Mine’s bigger than yours. 🤓
 
Agree with above. It’s kind of like a reality tv show. But, I have to assume that this is deliberate.

I know someone who has worked out where she sometimes does. says that she’s prettier, lower key IRL.
Also she takes her work outs seriously.

Anyway, I think Venice will be a headache for them and for the city. The entire thing will be a mess. Yuck.

ETA: this could have been gorgeous and tasteful. But that was clearly not what they were going for.
“Gorgeous and tasteful” lol. Have you seen this woman?
 
DM and its unbeatable sources wouldn’t miss this bash for anything... 😂
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While Jeff and Lauren are set to say 'I do' in front of guests on Friday, a source revealed to DailyMail.com this week that the couple are already married...

 
DM and its unbeatable sources wouldn’t miss this bash for anything... 😂
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While Jeff and Lauren are set to say 'I do' in front of guests on Friday, a source revealed to DailyMail.com this week that the couple are already married...

OB did say he planned to party hard. And while we don't know the circumstances of their breakup, I doubt KP will be heartbroken. It makes her sound like a high school girl dumped the week before prom.

ETA, I think the number of paparazzi will easily outnumber the wedding guests.
 
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Okay, I'm going to be the outlier. I don't care about her dresses, I don't care about their venue, or their guests. This feels like bread and circuses. Why the massive wedding at all? They already have mahooosive parties that we plebs never hear about. Why is the wedding a necessity and ✨a show✨ when they could just do it without anyone knowing? Bread and circuses.
To borrow a phrase from the younger, trendier Gen Alpha: I hate this timeline.

Edit: I just noticed that I sound like a miserable old cow. :lol: Sorry, I didn't mean to spoil the fun for those of you enjoying the proceedings. I'm just grumpy and cynical.
 
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Agree with above. It’s kind of like a reality tv show. But, I have to assume that this is deliberate.

I know someone who has worked out where she sometimes does. says that she’s prettier, lower key IRL.
Also she takes her work outs seriously.

Anyway, I think Venice will be a headache for them and for the city. The entire thing will be a mess. Yuck.

ETA: this could have been gorgeous and tasteful. But that was clearly not what they were going for.
I saw her on The View and also thought she came off more natural and likeable there. but in photos, she is a turnoff for me
 
Okay, I'm going to be the outlier. I don't care about her dresses, I don't care about their venue, or their guests. This feels like bread and circuses. Why the massive wedding at all? They already have mahooosive parties that we plebs never hear about. Why is the wedding a necessity and ✨a show✨ when they could just do it without anyone knowing? Bread and circuses.
To borrow a phrase from the younger, trendier Gen Alpha: I hate this timeline.
They clearly want to be celebrities and have fans - them getting onto their boat and giving the princess waves to (?) someone? gave me second hand embarrassment.
 
It is a circus. But compared to the rest of the news… it’s relatively benign 😂

I almost want to see a look book of all the people in the impossible dresses over the course of three days or however long the spectacle lasts. I am grateful beyond measure it’s not in my city, and I do feel badly for Venice

I don’t recall, but I assume George and Amal Clooney’s wedding was smaller in scope ?
 
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