Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez

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She has great arms IMO (and her hair looks fantastic here).

Anything else I say would be shaming and I don't want to do that...
I was going to say, she's not a spring chicken anymore. I'm sure my arms don't look great at this angle either. When walking, they're better than mine for sure. But I'm also working full time and have less time with a trainer. 😂
 
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But what's the point of a football field size yacht that has the single-most polluting asset and only carries a few people.

I'm not even a Greta fan but when is enough enough. And that goes for Sanchez's pre-nup too.

I can't imagine what a guest will have to give in a gift - can you imagine? :lol:
I have no idea, but I also do not understand the perpetual need for „bigger, better, faster, more“…
 
Reportedly, the invite did say "no gifts"
"We are excited for you to join us! We have one early request: Please, no gifts.
Instead we are making contributions in your honor & with gratitude to you for making the
journey to celebrate with us in Venice.
Unesco, Coriba & Venice International University were recipients of donations."
Am I being unreasonably cynical - if Bezos donates to charity in lieu of gifts, it's a tax write-off. If the guests donate to a charity of their choice, they can write it off.
 
I haven't seen his yacht in person, but having seen plenty of big boats in the Fort Lauderdale marina over the years, I can tell you that they are absolutely f***ing gigantic. The scale doesn't come across in a mere picture until you walk by it and realize that it's truly the size of a football field.
That's more than double the size of the current Gallant Lady (down your way).
 
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This was their wedding invitation? Holy tacky copy/paste vibe (blurry pic, but TMZ posted it)
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Tacky is the vibe… I’m looking at photos of all the Celebs who are attending and it’s like a list of all the worst ones you could think of. Kardashians, Oprah, Tom Brady, Scooter Braun… this is not the company I’d keep if I was a multi billionaire.
 
Tacky is the vibe… I’m looking at photos of all the Celebs who are attending and it’s like a list of all the worst ones you could think of. Kardashians, Oprah, Tom Brady, Scooter Braun… this is not the company I’d keep if I was a multi billionaire.
Great point. And everything about them is so staged and TMZ esque,
Down to the creepy messages leaking their affair. Everything feels so… cheap. I keep up with the drama of a few foreign billionaires and they conduct themselves so much more appropriately.
 
Agree with above. It’s kind of like a reality tv show. But, I have to assume that this is deliberate.

I know someone who has worked out where she sometimes does. says that she’s prettier, lower key IRL.
Also she takes her work outs seriously.

Anyway, I think Venice will be a headache for them and for the city. The entire thing will be a mess. Yuck.

ETA: this could have been gorgeous and tasteful. But that was clearly not what they were going for.
 
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That's more than double the size of the current Gallant Lady (down your way).

ryan reynolds hd GIF


The Gallant Lady is already 170 ft long.
 
Seems every body part of hers has been worked on via personal trainer, syringe or scalpel. At some point a plastic surgeon should have said "No mas!", but of course there's numerous cases where knife work goes too far. There exist real-life "Barbie's" and "Ken's" where some people get one cosmetic surgery after another and can't stop. She and Jeff think she looks fantastic, but her face has crossed a line, IMO. This is "as good" as she's going to get. Unless some doctor convinces her that she shouldn't look so exaggerated, she might get even worse. I agree she's venturing on Wildenstein territory.
Yeah, I find her "hard" to look at. She's a little scary looking. But if Bezos is happy, who am I to judge?
 
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