LOL!! Love this post. Here's a recent experience that I had with a Hermes SA....
I was working with a very nice SA at my store in Alaska and over a year or two had bought lots of items, scarves, lindy, evelyne, birkin, belts, bracelets and other small items. I was looking for a particular birkin and called the store to speak to my SA but found that she had left. I'd met another SA my friend deals with and my freind suggested I contact her and gave me that SAs email. I sent a nice note letting her know that my SA had left and my friend recommended her and reminding her that we had met before. I also let her know that I was looking for a certain birkin and to please keep me in mind if she came across one.
Here was a portion of her email response--
"Your request is, unfortunately, a bit of a long shot. You already well know that our supply is never enough to satisfy the demand. Just as a helpful reminder, I thought I should take the time to explain bag allocation again.
The demand for the Birkins being so high, we have to take various factors into consideration when allocating bags. A long term relationship and a well rounded client profile are a few of the elements we look at when deciding. Hermes being a complete lifestyle brand, with fourteen metiers, we strongly encourage you to look to our other product categories. Our intention is obviously not to pressure clients into useless purchases, but rather to look to us for providing practical, quality items for every aspect of their lives. We know that they will equally enjoy them.
If we were able to offer you this bag, would you be interested in adding other items to your collection? Let me know what you think would best fit your tastes and current needs."
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KathyD, Hope you find the bag of your dreams and a nice SA to work with.
RC, this is truly unbelievable!!!

KathyD, I'm sorry about what you have gone through. I also hope that you are able to find a reasonable boutique and SA to work with.