LOL!! As I was reading MD's post and nodding, looking at (I'm NOT kidding) the four linear FEET of portfolios and essay re-writes I have to grade, I was chugging from my SIGG one-litre bottle. Sally rocks
Rant away, MD!! I'm at the point in the semester where I'm not even trying to sugar-coat the rolling of the eyes and exasperation with my students. Case in point (rambling vent, feel free to skip LOL) yesterday, after TWO CLASS PERIODS of going over the MLA works cited citation format in their text books, and reminding them a gazillion times to BRING their sources and text books, I gave them the class period (1.25 hours) to go to the computer lab and type up THREE (yes, a whopping, overwhelming THREE) citation entries. Half of them came back with one or two, and the other half brought back web citations with gigantic URLs in them... I got so frustrated I just lost it. WHERE does it say in your examples to supply the URLs??? Well, that's how I've done it in the past... Sure, but as I said FOURTEEN TIMES, the rules changed in '09. And I told you to use the examples in your books. So I ask again, WHERE does it say to use the URL?
I know this sounds ridiculous, but WTF? What's in the high school drinking water that NONE of them seem to be able to follow basic instructions. Do I need to start texting them? They simply don't listen, nor do they take basic responsibility for their own success or failure. One kid was absent the Tuesday before T'giving. Did he email me to find out what was due? No. This happens every day, a dozen times over. It's exhausting, and it makes me feel so old. I was in college/uni for TWELVE years. Never once did I ask a professor where her office was, since I knew it was on the syllabus or in the campus phone book. I get asked this question daily. And then they never show up.
The kid who was absent is normally a good student, but he's just bored with this paper they're working on... the full sentence outline is due tomorrow, and yesterday he STILL didn't know what he was writing about. Hadn't even chosen from the six prompts I gave them. So I say, sounds like you need to do some thinking tonight and come see me during my office hour on Wednesday. Oh, yeah. You're right.
He's got 14 minutes.



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