"Genie" grants your wish...sort of...

Dearest genie, I would love a sellier 25cm Kelly (no surprise there, I guess) in cognac ostrich with gold h/w. Oh, wise genie, will my wish be granted?
 
Oh genie, I am not asking for the moon I just want a 35 black birkin in either chevre or togo with whatever hardware you want to put on it to help it arrive today.
 
Genie, baby...I would like a 28cm Black Chevre Kelly Sellier with Palladium hardware. Now if you happen to have a 30cm Rouge Garance Birkin with Gold hardware lying around I could do that as an alternative. Whichever is easier for Genie to conjure up...I'm not picky:angel: