Interestingly enough, I just wandered into the garage looking for something to clean spots on a rug and found some Brasso that I forgot I had. It could have come with my house which would make it really old, or maybe I bought it (I'm kinda old and forgetful myself) or maybe my husband bought it and I never knew we had it-thus I didn't forget! (YAY)
But I was thinking that some people who aren't professional rehabbers like you might get a wild hair and decide to shine up the brass while they watch Mad Men, could grab a soft cloth and some tooth paste and might have shiny brass before Joan sleeps with Don!
On an unrelated note, I also found some baseball glove conditioner which made me go "hmmm...".