That's why there is a reseller market. Sure, Hermes is the poster child for snooty bourgeois capitalism(Legit surprised the current French riots haven't targeted high end retailers). Yeah, the games are stupid as heck, and yes, there is even unofficial policies for racial and gender preferences(Which I have been subject to at different stores in different states).
But it's a complete myth that Hermes products are "rare and exclusive". Look at the resell market: It's flooded with everything Hermes imaginable. Even assuming half that if fake, there's still nearly as much H product on the market as Louis Vuitton. Use this market, create your bag options(size, color, style, leather, hardwear), find your bag, get it authenticated, and buy it. No fuss, no muss, and you can do it lounging in your favorite pajamas. Are you gonna pay more on the resell market? Probably, unless you buy something vintage(Which is easily done if you are wanting, say, a black Kelly 28 in box leather with gold hardwear). Unless you want an exotic, you'll end up paying the same you would "playing the game" and buying other H stuff. And if you *only* want a Kelly and nothing else from the brand, you still "break even"