dear coach,
please stop making fugly bags. seriously. i think your designers might be drunk when they think of these things. not that i have a problem with drinking, i'm all for it. we all love cheap wine cause it reminds us those awkward days of sneaking drinks in high school, but i also don't have a company to worry about when i'm sloshed. either get sober designers or hire me when i'm sober- i'm good with either choice. please know i don't
mean to laugh at you sometimes...
and please start offering some free shipping on the site on a regular basis (say, under $50 or over $200 or for gift cards). some of us are cheapskates and hate paying
$8.50.
sincerely
katherine "down with the fugly" allison