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Dear Coach, I'm with Kallison. Hire us gals to design while sober than give us free shipping to order our goodies and good looking cabana boys to serve us champagne on our off time. Then please give us chocolates (good ones) on a monthly basis because that helps soothe our PMS. Seriously. See's is one of our favorites. And a big discount with free shipping and extra champagne and chocolates on our birthdays would be excellent. And since we are your very best and most frequent customers, we'd really like advance notice of what items will be coming out next. Perhaps a month or two before the actual release. Thank you. Mrs. TL
OK, so that's all a bit much. How about, Dear Coach, please give me a permanent discount. Thanks. TL
(and a pond or tobacco carly would be fabulous!)
Dear Coach,
more full zipper top bags please.