Crazy Neighbors

#16
Oh, I am so sorry for you having to live next to a nut case! Neighbors can really ruin the enjoyment of your home.

We used to live across from someone I can only describe as a psychopath and his equally crazy wife and two teenage daughters. People used to say "just ignore them" or "they're not worth bothering about", but until you've lived with people like this as neighbors it's hard to realize how intrusive their bad behavior is. In the end it was so awful we put our house up for sale and moved away.

Good luck with your neighbors!! Hope you can enjoy your new shoes, too! And getting a delivery signature is a good idea. He seems like the kind of guy who might steal them off of your front porch anyway so best not to tempt him with an unattended package.
 
#18
If it were me, I would call up the number on infomercials like valtrex, viagra and gay chat line shows so they can send him info. Then his wife will see what he has been needing info on.
 
#19
Ugh.....some neighbors are kooky......i totally agree with the porn pamphlets LMAO......nothing like a little sweet revenge hehe.....

A couple years ago I lived in an apartment and since it was pretty upscale most of the neighbors were decent people who never made a noise or anything but we once had this guy upstairs who was a little.......weird.....
once I woke up at around 2 AM and heard this noise outside my window so I look outside and the guy is chasing his dog around in a circle and making monkey noises.......and once he had his music turned all the way up and it was so loud so i took my shoe and hit it against the ceiling a couple times (I couldn't help myself!! LOL!) and i must of pissed him off because he started jumping up and down making noises and i swear he must of been jumping off of stuff and taking running jumps because i thought the ceiling was going to colapse......anyways that's my expierence with crazy neighbors lol
 
#20
I saw the girlfriend today. I did not speak to her nor did she speak to me. I was going to ask if she tried on the shoes and mention the condition of the package and how it was delivered but I decided not to. Just play is cool, so I can appear clueless when the porn, valtrex, and the other kinky mail starts to arrive. What's funny is that me and the guy were cool until the smell incident. We were really nice to him and he is so ugly now. He's a spoiled bum. It's not even his house, it's his daddy's house!
 
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