Thanks for the thoughts mellopan, mrk2014, and Farmer Cyndy. I know I'm being wishy washy, but it's not that I want to keep the bag so much as I literally just returned another bag that was not as described and I had to pay return shipping on that as well.
http://forum.purseblog.com/coach-clubhouse/coach-rehab-and-rescue-club-833400-659.html#post29203727
I'm getting tired of paying for shipping. I think stockholders of FedEx or UPS should get a discount on shipping, then I would totally invest in some stock to support my coach "problem". Unfortunately mellopan, it doesn't fit into the $5.70 flat rate padded envelope. Darn thing was too well constructed so it pops right back up when you try to fold it to a smaller size.
I'm glad things worked out for you mrk2014. Ew brown handles turning black is considered almost new?! Wouldn't it be something if listings were all pending approval so you had to have large size pictures that can be zoomed in all over inside and out, and your listing could be turned down if your creed photos were blurry? I know we'd all save a lot of money paying for shipping and then return shipping again.
Thanks for the suggestions Farmer Cyndy, but I suspect they are beyond the scope of my rehab abilities. Here are the things I can do successfully:
1) Fill the sink :okay:
2) Let the bag soak :okay:
3) Take the bag out :okay:
4) Wait for the bag to dry (this is the one I'm best at)

5) Apply conditioner :okay:
6) Buff the bag :okay:
Anything else like sewing, re-stitching, removing turnlocks, applying cement, repairing piping, repairing holes, painting, weaving leather, re-finishing, applying sealant, dyeing, or any of the other amazing things I've read about in the rehab thread