I love your exotic Guccis including your Dionysus!
That being said, I have been waiting for "my" Dionysus. I love the shape and the quality of these bags. But, I don't like mono. I don't like the more delicate nature of nubuck for a flap. And, I've been flummoxed by the success of the gaudy doodad encrusted ones.

It's just too much of a lot of elements that don't even look good on their own. Those bags are going to look sooooo dated so quickly.
Regarding the Chanel GST. I completely agree with you and others on how dated (and dare I say a little tacky) the big C's look. But I think(?) the bag was designed at a time when people WANTED logos - and the bigger the better. I tried to find an original issue date but couldn't. Does someone else know? I'm also guessing the dated styling was one reason Chanel discontinued the tote. IMHO it would have been nice to see it get a modern redesign. But, I think it was smart for them to at minimum cease production.
And re: the other materials. I agree with you. I'm not paying thousands for a blue jean / flannel / vegan leather / plastic / tissue paper bag. But, Chanel is known for tweed which is why they offer tweed bags. I've seen some beautiful ones but, they seem to age badly. That, plus my style isn't even a little bit preppy, means I can't make myself seriously consider one.