Spoiled is right.
I always wonder why they need a high end kitchen: so they can microwave pizza?
And why does a twenty something NEED a spa bathroom? Think life is stressful now, add a kid or two. Maybe some aging parents. See how much time you have to spend in the jetted tub.
Sometimes hotels are unwise enough to trust me with a jetted tub.
And bubble bath.
Together.
Once I blow through all the towels, people with mops & scowls arrive.