Stella: Ah the butterfly tramp stamp, my bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real stories involves a bad break up and some booze, unless it's a gang tattoo in which case I thinks time to, find a new gang.
Ted: Ah no, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, then a few weeks went by and all of the sudden.
(After Barney got slapped in the hardware store)
Barney: The same thing happened in the pet store yesterday.
Marshall: Pet store?
Ted: Single girl, mid twenties, looking of canine replacement for the boyfriend who just dumped her, instead finds Barney!
Barney : (Very satisfied) God bless you Ted, you are reading my blog.
Ted : (With a guilty face) I'm really bored at work.
(Lily forces Barney to apologize to Meg)
Barney: Lily, this girl hates me. I hooked up with her in an apartment I was pretending was my own, told her I loved her and then ditched her there. She got arrested for trespassing, bit a cop and spent eight days in jail.
Barney: Ahh, there she is.
Lily: Oh, and she's holding hot coffee, maybe she'll throw it in your face.
Barney: You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
Lily: I'm making a scrapbook.
Barney: Dude, I can't believe you cried in front of your boss.
Marshall: I don't know what happened. There is just something about been yelled like that, like I was being spurred by my dad, suddenly...suddenly I was a little boy.
Robin: Is boy the right word?
Barney: Tell me more. Tell me more. Like did he have a car?
Barney: Finish Him!!
