Wake Up, Wakefield:
Megan: [flustered] Oh, wow.. this is awkward.. I promised I wouldn't talk about this on the air, but here goes.. See, I am happy to announce here on the show, that I am no longer in love with one Randall James Goldman. I told him, "It's over between us, babe," and he said, "Moooove, Mandy, you're blocking my locker." and I said, "Hey, let's end this game while it's sweet, and my name is Megan."
Sheldon: That guy is no good for you..
Megan: Yeahhhhh.. I realized I had to set more realistic romantic goals for myself. So, please say Hello to the new love of my life.. [pulls out button from underneath shirt] ..Justin Timberlake! [singing] "Megan, I love you! You're my girlfriend!" I love you, too, J.T.! [licks the button passionately] He's awesome!
Megan: Well.. now it's time, again, for everyone's favorite slumber party game - Call Randy Goldman and Hang Up!
Emily: God.. all night..
[Megan dials the phone; it rings; the girls shake]
Voice of Randy Goldman: Hello?
[the girls try to stifle their excitement]
Voice of Randy Goldman: Hello?!
[Megan quickly hangs up]
Megan: That was awesome!
Randy Goldman: Hey. you guys keep calling me? I have Caller I.D., you know.
[Megan stands]
Megan: Oh, my God! Hey, Randy, I didn't even know you lived around here. Gosh.. well, I don't care or anything, it's just.. these pajamas are from Victoria's Secrets, 'cause.. I don't know.. I'm pretty grown up.
Randy Goldman: Hey, what's up?
Megan: Oh my god! Randy! This is so awkward you walking in on me and Zack like this… but maybe it's for the best.. ok? So let's just be adults about this and just lay our cards on the table… I never meant to hurt you!
Zack: What are you talking about?!?
Megan: Yea, me too. I heard Randy Goldman and his crazy friends are going around TP'ing people's yards, but I'll be home all night, so he better not try my house, which is 1008 Hillside Avenue even though he probably will because there are so many trees perfect for TP'ing.
Megan: Yeah. Hey, speaking of rocking, you all should check out Mr. Thomas Eenie's computer class. We're doin' Photoshop this week, and you can do some really awesome stuff.
Sheldon: Yeah, like putting Randy Goldman's face on everything.
Megan: [Unzips shirt to reveal another shirt with Randy's head with hearts around it on it] This is just an art project, but if a guy like Randy Goldman saw it, and wanted to make out with me, he totally could.
Megan: See, that's weird, cuz, I would've picked someone who's good at singing, like, I dunno, Clay Aiken. And I'd show up at the studio and he'd be like, "Hey, you have pretty hair." And I'd be like, [Plays with hair] "What?" And he'd be like, "Do you wanna go have a romantic dinner?" And I'd be like "Ok." And he'd be like "Lemme call my limo and [singing] if you told me this is what Heaven is, you would be right.
Megan: You kinda look like Justin Guarini from "American Idol". You know who else is from "American Idol"? Clay Aiken. Speaking of Clay Aiken, I have a question. Have you heard Clay Aiken's album? And if so, tell me why you like it.