You learned that there are florescent watermarks on the packaging and bought a uv light to see it on your own box. 
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
- Thread starter koukanamiya
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You tell your SA about the next bag you want while you’re paying for the one you just bought. 
Tonight my son says to me........
Who is Hermes? You talk about him a lot!
That's the best!!
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes:
When I type on my calendar Miss Bo
and Miss Evie’s six month sleep
schedule, as well as, the day/time they wake up after sleeping in their boxes for one week
When I type on my calendar Miss Bo
and Miss Evie’s six month sleep schedule, as well as, the day/time they wake up after sleeping in their boxes for one week
When your husband says, “no more shopping, unless you’re offered a K”
When a second kelly comes in about a month after the last kelly came in and the last Kelly hasn’t been brought out on a spin I.e still boxed up! ...I’m a junkie guys!
When your DH mentions a business trip and your first thought is whether there is an Hermès store nearby that you can convince him to visit between meetings
You know you are addicted to Hermès when you walk into your preferred store and instead of being greeted with a “good morning “, one of the SAs on the floor says, “L......, right?” Meaning...... they know I am there to see my SA and they know by heart who she is 
I don’t know if I should be happy or sad. Happy that they know me but sad because I might be spending too much time there. Time to get a hobby 
I don’t know if I should be happy or sad. Happy that they know me but sad because I might be spending too much time there. Time to get a hobby Unless you're in NYC, and the H store in the meatpacking district is open on Sundays.
Sneaking out early for “lunch” but really visiting the store and plotting with your SA how to get a bag home without the boyfriend seeing it...
(Bonus point: you know you’re addicted to TPF when you ask a fellow customer you were chatting with if they are part of the forum hahaha she must have thought I was cuckoo)
(Bonus point: you know you’re addicted to TPF when you ask a fellow customer you were chatting with if they are part of the forum hahaha she must have thought I was cuckoo)
You go to the boutique every morning but one day you don’t go until the afternoon, you walk in the door and they say “You’re late”.
Have totally had this happen. lolYou know you are addicted to Hermès when you walk into your preferred store and instead of being greeted with a “good morning “, one of the SAs on the floor says, “L......, right?” Meaning...... they know I am there to see my SA and they know by heart who she is
Oh gosh ..... you got me laughing pretty hard. I guess a lot of us face that reality!! I felt like I was reading my own biography
Lol
Isn’t that a trip??!!! So funny I go into those crazy seasons and now Hermès is the hobby. Lord help me