And then start to change the colour of the majority of your wardrobe so it works
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
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When H customer service calls/sends emails you 8 times in 7 days and Fedex keeps bringing you orange boxes so often that you start to befriend the courierExpecting a delivery tomorrow and need to answer an email from Paris about an order...I need to detox after this or have a retreat at that famous Ban Island!
Be careful. In the past FedEx (and UPS) have found their way to me on Ban Island. No idea how... Wait a minute... Now I remember...
Knowing every single SA's and security guard's first name at the local store 
When you get up at the crack of dawn to get ready so you are not in the shower when the delivery truck puts in an appearance. 
And you have your hair and makeup done because you don't want your Hermes to see you looking any kinda way.When you get up at the crack of dawn to get ready so you are not in the shower when the delivery truck puts in an appearance.
You have a browser bookmark for the "one that got away" in the futile hope that h.com will restock it (i.e., the item in your shopping cart that went out of stock in the 10 seconds before checkout).
Tonight my son says to me........
Who is Hermes? You talk about him a lot!
Who is Hermes? You talk about him a lot!
Tonight my son says to me........
Who is Hermes? You talk about him a lot!
Ah the innocence of children! So funny!
Omg!And you have your hair and makeup done because you don't want your Hermes to see you looking any kinda way.
You too? I thought that was my dirty little secret...
You buy a handbag for your handbag.
l’m looking at you, mini Kelly charms!
l’m looking at you, mini Kelly charms!
When you want to dye your hair and think "but that means this and this and that H scarf will not suit me as well any more..."
(I want silver purple hair for some reason right now. Maybe H will help stop me XD )
(I want silver purple hair for some reason right now. Maybe H will help stop me XD )
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes:
When you are always looking
for anything Hermes in the wild 
, you say is this one?
You runreal fast to catch up 
to the person and start slowing down 
discouraged 
.
Some
can’t wait that day they score their first B 
, but some can’t wait to see 
for the first time a person wearing a H 
of anything ...
When you are always looking
for anything Hermes in the wild , you say is this one?You run
real fast to catch up to the person and start slowing down discouraged .Some
can’t wait that day they score their first B , but some can’t wait to see for the first time a person wearing a H of anything ...You can’t wait for the weekend to be over because you’re going to go to Hermes on Monday.