...when you change tabs quickly, or angle your screen strategically, or plain ol' close your tablet cover to hide the fact you stare at and stalk H.com from someone coming anywhere near you 
You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When
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My personal shame
-when you are logged in to h.com 24/7 and have cut/copied your long card number so you can check out faster.
-when you look at other womens bags and turn to your poor long suffering DH and refer to them as 40's 35's and translate the colors to Hermes language.
-when long suffering DH knows that whenever you pass a Hermes, no matter what rush you are in, he must stop and let you go for a browse or risk castration for missing holy grail birkin color.
-when DH learns that waiting for the SA call back is the single most important phonecall in the world and that it must be answered no matter where you are or what you are doing. In the shower, n the cinema, even in bed... *ahem*
- when you hide your new bag out of the home for a month because it is over your bags per year quota and because DH doesnt fall for the 'oh that old thing!?' technique. As he put it he would recall any 6000 bag that lives in our house.
-when it is january and you are over your bags per year quota
-when you are logged in to h.com 24/7 and have cut/copied your long card number so you can check out faster.
-when you look at other womens bags and turn to your poor long suffering DH and refer to them as 40's 35's and translate the colors to Hermes language.
-when long suffering DH knows that whenever you pass a Hermes, no matter what rush you are in, he must stop and let you go for a browse or risk castration for missing holy grail birkin color.
-when DH learns that waiting for the SA call back is the single most important phonecall in the world and that it must be answered no matter where you are or what you are doing. In the shower, n the cinema, even in bed... *ahem*
- when you hide your new bag out of the home for a month because it is over your bags per year quota and because DH doesnt fall for the 'oh that old thing!?' technique. As he put it he would recall any 6000 bag that lives in our house.
-when it is january and you are over your bags per year quota
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MapleLuxe - you have it bad!!!! Your DH sounds even more patient than mine. Perhaps our DH's should start a support group for spouses of H addicts. I'm sure they would have some stories to tell! :lolots:
My bf is driving me all over Germany so I can visit ALL hermes stores in Germany ... Including those ones in the neighbour country ...
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
)
Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
)Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
Aww! Any man (plus his family with that much dedication to you and your H addiction... I mean.. Love... Is definitely a keeper!)
By the way I did the drive around the country with Switzerland! Hahahahaa
By the way I did the drive around the country with Switzerland! Hahahahaa
My bf is driving me all over Germany so I can visit ALL hermes stores in Germany ... Including those ones in the neighbour country ...
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
Oops, double post! Mods please delete!
My bf is driving me all over Germany so I can visit ALL hermes stores in Germany ... Including those ones in the neighbour country ...
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
The DH support forums.Threads including 'my wife's last H purchase' 'where to hide when the SA tells DW they have no new deliveries' 'H induced injuries' Poor guys. They really do deserve medals. And counselling!!
Ooh fun! I can add more threads:
Where does your DW hide her new H purchases in the house?
The longest you have stood around in a boutique while your wife is looking at bags and scarves
What's the most extravagant item your DW's SA has tried to sell you for her Bday or Xmas?(in my case it was a $50k) bracelet. Good thing he did not fall for it.
Which bag design do you dislike the most?
My bf is driving me all over Germany so I can visit ALL hermes stores in Germany ... Including those ones in the neighbour country ...
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
These are all too funny, ninunani! Love them.
then 5 mins later "it's soufre and rose lipstick!"
Yes on the first three!My bf is driving me all over Germany so I can visit ALL hermes stores in Germany ... Including those ones in the neighbour country ...
Wherever I go ... I always google whether they have a Hermes store there .. If yes then YAY.. If no...
Falling in love with hermy ...(my bf's mum can not stop laughing about it when I show her my little hermy )
Discuss about my next birkin with my bf everyday ....( he finally know that difference between a HAC and a birkin)
Whenever I browse in the h store..my bf will automatically ask the big question (good for him
Woke up one day decided I need a new birkin... Driving from london to paris on that very day ..
Start noticing the h.com changes...
Even my bf's little brother (he is 6) knows that I love hermes,he dragged my bf's father into the stores and look for my dream bag..( how sweet)
And goodness, Hermy the horse almost makes me wish I had a baby to gift it to...ALMOST. My grown children had a good laugh about that, while my dh went WHUT?!