You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

TPF may earn a commission from merchant affiliate
links, including eBay, Amazon, and others

#1,532
Madam Bijoux said:
When you seriously consider buying green lipstick (yes, it's out there) because you think it will look good with the Malachite bag you don't have yet.
Click to expand...

You are hilarious. I just guffawed!!

catsinthebag said:
Does anyone else here have dreams about Hermes or am I just totally losing it? :laugh:

I thought this may be the appropriate thread to share this. As background, I've been considering buying an Evelyne, as was trying on a couple at my local store a few days ago to get a feel for size and color. My SA brought out a Rouge Garrance GM, and while I prefer the PM size, the color was fabulous. I've been wanting Blue Sapphire, but seeing RG made my brain start doing the how-do-I-decide-which-color Hermes cartwheels so many of us are familiar with. :p

I went to bed last night turning this one over in my brain, and at some point had the following dream: I was wandering around a local consignment store with my new RG Evelyne over my shoulder, and at one point I thought, Wow, this bag is so comfortable and easy to use. I looked down to admire my bag, only to see that it wasn't an Evelyne, it was a BOLIDE! I had a momentary flash of being thrilled, then mortified because I didn't have nearly enough money saved up for a Bolide and was wondering how this happened! :laugh: Then I woke up.

Needless to say, I am now completely obsessed with the idea of a RG Bolide. Sigh. I have officially lost it!
Click to expand...

Love the dream and wish I would dream like this--it might make the day filled obsession wane...

biscuit1 said:
When you realize the tread on soles of your L.L. Bean boots is very similar to the Chaine d'Ancre pattern ..................
Click to expand...

:laugh::laugh:

VigeeLeBrun said:
When you are looking at H Chaine d'Ancre WALLPAPER for your DD's new condo.
Click to expand...

:nono:

Or how about when you all of the sudden think the tread on your tires is beautiful because it looks like your small scaled croc black CDC? (This is Flava's dang fault!)
 
#1,533
sparklelisab said:
You are hilarious. I just guffawed!!



Love the dream and wish I would dream like this--it might make the day filled obsession wane...



:laugh::laugh:



:nono:

Or how about when you all of the sudden think the tread on your tires is beautiful because it looks like your small scaled croc black CDC? (This is Flava's dang fault!)
Click to expand...

Nah ... only makes it worse!
 
#1,538
oh, the old I got it on 'ebay' or that old thing, has been with me for ages, my mother gave to me as a gift routine....

GUILTY. but DH ain't buying it, he smells a new bag from miles away....

so I have actually stopped just buying but am selling too, so one in one out....

I just put a lot of items I have for sale so I can buy the one perfect etain bag - hopefully I can overcome the addiction then..
 
#1,540
chkpfbeliever said:
Coming home tonight, my car stopped in front of this car and the license plate says, 'GP-30' and Garden Party 30cm came to mind !!
Click to expand...

scholastican said:
...when you keep seeing freight trucks transporting those huge containers marked SWIFT and think the universe is sending you a clear signal to buy an H bag in swift leather for sure!
Click to expand...

These are too funny! :laugh:
 
#1,543
Lucky for me, my bf (we live together), has a last name that begins with an H. I told him that all of my H stuff just shows everyone how much I love him... As my love for him grows, so does my collection of H!
 
#1,545
Oh my goodness! I just discovered this thread....I haven't read all 100+ pages but I've never laughed so hard! I'm a relative newbie on the forum but so glad to know I'm not crazy....one after another...they all resonate with me! Obviously I'm not the only one awake at night thinking about the next purchase, pairings, colors, TPM/MM/GM, wait lists......

Well, I don't know if this one has already been mentioned but I'm guilty...I've done this twice in the last two weeks and likely will need to do it again....especially for those LARGER boxes....

You know you're addicted to Hermes when you ask your SA to put your purchases in a plain brown shopping bag with white tissue on top. Apparently, this is quite common...luckily I discovered this little trick.

Regards to all!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top