TODAY AS I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE, I WAS IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE AND THIS STRANGE LADY PASSED BY AND STOPPED, STARRED ME DOWN, AND HAD THIS SHOCKED LOOK ON HER FACE.
SHE THEN SAID , " COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?"
I REPLIED.."UH,SURE, DEPENDS?"
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED ME TO SAY "BYE MOM". I ASKED HER WHY? SHE TOLD ME THAT I LOOKED JUST LIKE HER DAUGHTER SALLY THAT DIED IN IRAQ AND SHE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE A PIC.
I TOLD HER NO, AND TOLD HER THAT OUT OF RESPECT TO HER DAUGHTER, I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE DOING THAT.
SHE THEN HAD THIS DISSAPOINTED LOOK ON HER FACE & SAID " OK, SORRY..." AND SHE WALKED ON.
I WAS BUYING SOME SNACKS AND AS I WENT TO GO PAY, SHE WAS DONE CHECKING OUT AND AS SHE STARTED TO PUSH HER CART TO LEAVE, SHE TURNED BACK AND SAID " BYE SALLY."
I FELT SO BAD, AND SAID.." BYE MOM"
THE GUY WAS DONE SCANNING MY ITEMS, AND HE THEN SAID .." YOUR TOTAL COMES TO $135.85."
I WAS CONFUSED B.C I ONLY PURCHASED LIKE $10 WORTH OF SNACKS!!!!
THE GUY THEN SAYS, "ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM? DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY BYE TO HER? SHE SAID THAT YOU WOULD PAY FOR HER."
I FURIOUSLY TOLD HIM THAT SHE WASN'T MY MOM AND HANDED HIM MY CARD AND TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
I RAN OUT SIDE AS QUICK AS I COULD LOOKING LEFT TO RIGHT LOOKING FOR THAT SCAMMING B*TCH!!
I THEN LOOK AHEAD AND SAW HER HURRYING AND THROWING ALL OF THE GROCERIES INTO HER CAR.
I YELLED AND SCREAMED AT HER AND TOLD HER NOT TO MOVE!!!! I RAN OVER TO HER CAR AND TRIED TO GRAB HER AND GOT A HOLD OF HER LEG.
I PULLED AND PULLED HER LEG LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS RIGHT NOW...
...lol..april fools!!!!
SHE THEN SAID , " COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?"
I REPLIED.."UH,SURE, DEPENDS?"
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED ME TO SAY "BYE MOM". I ASKED HER WHY? SHE TOLD ME THAT I LOOKED JUST LIKE HER DAUGHTER SALLY THAT DIED IN IRAQ AND SHE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE A PIC.
I TOLD HER NO, AND TOLD HER THAT OUT OF RESPECT TO HER DAUGHTER, I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE DOING THAT.
SHE THEN HAD THIS DISSAPOINTED LOOK ON HER FACE & SAID " OK, SORRY..." AND SHE WALKED ON.
I WAS BUYING SOME SNACKS AND AS I WENT TO GO PAY, SHE WAS DONE CHECKING OUT AND AS SHE STARTED TO PUSH HER CART TO LEAVE, SHE TURNED BACK AND SAID " BYE SALLY."
I FELT SO BAD, AND SAID.." BYE MOM"
THE GUY WAS DONE SCANNING MY ITEMS, AND HE THEN SAID .." YOUR TOTAL COMES TO $135.85."
I WAS CONFUSED B.C I ONLY PURCHASED LIKE $10 WORTH OF SNACKS!!!!
THE GUY THEN SAYS, "ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM? DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY BYE TO HER? SHE SAID THAT YOU WOULD PAY FOR HER."
I FURIOUSLY TOLD HIM THAT SHE WASN'T MY MOM AND HANDED HIM MY CARD AND TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
I RAN OUT SIDE AS QUICK AS I COULD LOOKING LEFT TO RIGHT LOOKING FOR THAT SCAMMING B*TCH!!
I THEN LOOK AHEAD AND SAW HER HURRYING AND THROWING ALL OF THE GROCERIES INTO HER CAR.
I YELLED AND SCREAMED AT HER AND TOLD HER NOT TO MOVE!!!! I RAN OVER TO HER CAR AND TRIED TO GRAB HER AND GOT A HOLD OF HER LEG.
I PULLED AND PULLED HER LEG LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS RIGHT NOW...
...lol..april fools!!!!
Thanks for the laugh. 
