I wear shorts with zippers and put a small wallet/card case/cardholder in my pocket. All I need are Hotel key card, credit card, Some fold up cash bills, cell phone - Small sandwich zip Lock bag folded in my other pocket. That’s my Disney/universal gear.
Last time I was there, I saw an Asian woman wearing a while pant suit carrying a white Birkin. I was rushing my soaking wet Kids who just got out of a water gun fight in one for the parks kiddie play areas.. I half want to tell one of my kids to roll around on some dirt and body slam into that woman

That outfit.., WHY?!?!