Good news everyone! I haven't been scammed and now own a very gently used large Saddle Pouch in Putty. She has quite a few pulled stitches, but other than that, there's nothing much wrong with her. I'm debating whether or not to dunk.
@Morgan_Bellini, it is now later and this is where I thank you! It's a great bag. A bit narrow and a bit of a high forehead, but it'll work well for me. I'm surprised by how much I like Putty, it seems to be a very versatile neutral, like a taupe eyeshadow that looks entirely plain in the pan but you put it on and it suddenly pulls golden when you wear that burgundy dress, or purple when you wear a blue sweater, and goes with every skin tone.
She came with all her paperwork, and a surprise in the zipper pocket. It's stamped and slightly embossed in gold, has anybody seen this before? I wonder if that's measurements and assembling instructions or something. Opinions welcome!