(I've included some highlights BRITNEY SPEARS: Her post K-Fed decision to make Paris Hilton her new BFF and party without panties and with such a vengeance that even Lindsay was jealous! Brit, if you're hoping for a career comeback, this isn't the way to go. LINDSAY LOHAN: Linds, you're a talented actress, but unfortunately, your obnoxious personal life keeps overshadowing those talents. Our advice? Start fresh in '07! You can do it, Linds - after all, you're not even 21 years old! JESSICA SIMPSON: It's the desperate single girl act that's most annoying. We get that it's hard (especially when your ex is soooo happy), but by making every minor flirtation a public spectacle, you're basically creating a man-free zone around yourself! MEL GIBSON: What was worse? The anti-Semitic rant Mad Mel unleashed while being arrested for DUI on July 28 or the mea culpa the writer / director gave Diane Sawyer in which he smirked his way through an explanation of his actions? TOM CRUISE: In 2006, Tom managed to make even the most private of moments into overblown events! Hey, Tom, here's an impossible mission: how about laying low in '07? JENNIFER ANISTON: Forgive us for not shedding a tear when you continually looked so glum in public and finally split with Vince Vaughn. After all, you wouldn't even admit to that relationship in the first place! PAM ANDERSON: It's one thing to quickly take the plunge and marry the guy you dated on and off for five years and quickly realize it's not going to work out. But then why did you make such a lavish spectacle of the wedding and boast about having four different ceremonies!?!?! GWYNETH PALTROW: The Running With Scissors star's sense of superiority reached a high point when she reportedly told a Portuguese newspaper: "The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans." She denied making the comments, blaming the fact that she'd given the interview in Spanish. ROSIE O'DONNELL: Rosie joined The View and promptly drowned out her co-hosts. Then she accused Kelly Ripa of homophobia after Kelly chastised Clay Aiken. Even worse, a couple weeks later, Rosie did a spectacularly offensive imitation of people speaking Chinese and initially refused to apologize, saying it was a joke. Sorry, Rosie we thought jokes were supposed to be funny. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: We never thought it was possible: Matthew turned a hot, toned chest into an eyesore! Hey, Matt! Keep it in your shirt! MOST ANNOYING Talk Show Host: Tyra Banks Dressing up like an obese woman? Pretending to be homeless? These might seem like interesting experiments if they didn't always scream, "Look at me!" MOST ANNOYING Wannabe: Kevin Federline K-Fed has long boasted that he'd silence haters once he released his debut rap CD. Well, in 2006 it arrived and the only silence was from crowds at K-Fed's half-empty concerts! MOST ANNOYING Pin-Thin: Nicole Richie After dumping her stylist/skinny guru Rachel Zoe and going in and out of rehab for a mere 72 hours, Nicole seemed back on track. But her recent DUI arrest is a major setback. Now, we're not sure if we care if she ever breaks 95 pounds. MOST ANNOYING Fashionista: Jennifer Lopez There's something terribly wrong with J.Lo's once impeccable sense of style! (The article mentions the silver thing she wore to the MTV VMA's and that red ribbon minidress) Earth to Jennifer's fashion sense, come in . . .