Seriously maybe the Ricky would make a good Barn Bag? I have said forever "I'm not a Birkin gal" but I did try a preloved HAC once b/c I like the proportions much better. The 28 was just too small and handles felt doll sized, so it was rehomed quickly. I have an eye out for a 32 in a specific combo that I don't think I will ever find, which is OK.Geez, girl! You‘ve been busy! No wonder you needed a spreadsheet! You do seem to have figured out your path….I’m envious (I‘m still flopping around undecided about almost everything.) I do miss my suede barn bag and have been looking for another bag in suede (but smaller than the BV). I don’t think it’ll be a H bag. Once again, I have too many clutches. I’m using my Aline’s & TPM’s for daily drivers. One lesson I‘ve learned about myself is that by keeping the bags mostly out of sight (In the trunk) I don’t think about them that often. I guess it’s “out of sight, out of mind”. My first goal is to figure out how many clutches I’ll need from now on. It’s not many. I think I have 6 and I’d like to start with letting go of Thinking about actually getting started has tired me out. I need to rest. Then I’m going to look up some of the bags you mentioned that I don’t know….
The Ricky appealed to me because it has similar proportions and functionality but definitely does not look like it's trying to be a B. It seems well made and isn't overly heavy (it's the Ricky Light version). It also has a strap which I will never use (too clunky on me for regular use) but it might be good for additional option moving in/out of a trunk. I'll post a shot of it on the Ricky thread shortly.
Also it sounds like you are really enjoying your new home and community. So glad for that - moving is incredibly stressful and I find most people, surprisingly, to be much less nice and interesting than the folks here!