Anyone else love these?
Yes, you could call someone an ass, a bastard or a *****. Or, you could be more literary about it and tell them they're as loathsome as a toad!
Here are my favorites:
(And feel free to post yours!)
Yes, you could call someone an ass, a bastard or a *****. Or, you could be more literary about it and tell them they're as loathsome as a toad!
Here are my favorites:
(And feel free to post yours!)
- Thou thing of no bowels thou!
- [Thou art] a disease that must be cut away.
- [Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
- Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
- [Thou] shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to th'heart, and there th'offending part burns and the deceiving part freezes.
- I make as good use of [thine face] as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori.
- O teach me how I should forget to think.