****Disclaimer****
It is my only intention to post some jokes and hopefully make some people laugh. I know that some times we have long hard days and or weeks at work and could use a good laugh...Laughing is quite healthy and is a stress reliever. I try to laugh as often as possible. I will try to the best of my ability to only post jokes that are OK for this site. I reallly hope that NOBODY is offended by the jokes that are posted here. It is NOT my intention at all. Please Mods and ADMINS if I am posting the wrong type of joke please let me know so that I may immediately address this issue and make the appropriate corrections...Hope you enjoy this thread and have a great day...Much love, Holly
Joke #1
The Rooster...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "I told you you'd screw yourself to death!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
It is my only intention to post some jokes and hopefully make some people laugh. I know that some times we have long hard days and or weeks at work and could use a good laugh...Laughing is quite healthy and is a stress reliever. I try to laugh as often as possible. I will try to the best of my ability to only post jokes that are OK for this site. I reallly hope that NOBODY is offended by the jokes that are posted here. It is NOT my intention at all. Please Mods and ADMINS if I am posting the wrong type of joke please let me know so that I may immediately address this issue and make the appropriate corrections...Hope you enjoy this thread and have a great day...Much love, Holly
Joke #1
The Rooster...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "I told you you'd screw yourself to death!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."