Prince Harry and Meghan Markle thread

[Vlad]

I kindly request that all members participating in the MM and Harry thread dial back the vile rhetoric.

I am not opposed to discussing public personas on TPF, including the constant torrent of news surrounding the couple from this thread. But I find it troubling when their looks are being nitpicked apart to a degree that is just not appropriate.

This thread has drawn criticism over the years, and I discussed it at great length with Megs and the mods. I am not looking to close it down, but the vitriol needs to be dialed back.

My personal feelings about hate threads aside, this ultra-negative vibe is something better suited for other forums, Reddit, or elsewhere. I am holding our community to higher standards.

Thanks for reading.

 

[LittleStar88]

I'll be generous with some advice here. Why not put her energy into something actually achievable?

Kate, the future queen and mother of a future king. Kate who can (and will) borrow priceless jewelry. Kate who always looks flawless. Kate who has a body that makes couture look good. Kate who is married to someone she actually likes. Kate who had the courtside seats back in Boston.

Just spare yourself the trouble.

This 100%! All this second rate, try hard, copycat stuff just makes them look ridiculous.

They can't see that forging their own path rather than being dollar-store "royals" would get them some respect and credibility.

 

[zinacef]

Oh, Daily Mail…

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NO! Actually it’s Khloe and Kim Kardashian—- just last week she brought a leopard print weekender to a game I believe, also in Crypto.

 

[pomeline]

So, Harry left a life of service, helping others, dignity, and being respected, for this.

Having a big ol’ beer belly, wearing a Fruit of the Loom in public, hanging around doing nothing.
Getting in a car and being hunted.
This isn’t giving him PTSD, all these people taking pics as they swarm his car?
What is he doing in my country? Why is he here?

I’m starting to be really disgusted.

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How come that looks somewhat familiar...?

Well, when you hang around the set all day every day and this is your model for a family...

 

[pomeline]

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Also...

 

[charlottawill]

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This insta post shows Will & Kate with high profile people at courtside…and associated costs.

That pic of Jay and Bey with W&K courtside must really p*ss off Ghoul. She probably thought she bonded with the Carters at the Lion King premiere and courtside invitations to Nets games would surely follow. But we haven't seen any evidence of that to date.

 

[charlottawill]

This 100%! All this second rate, try hard, copycat stuff just makes them look ridiculous.

They can't see that forging their own path rather than being dollar-store "royals" would get them some respect and credibility.

The Poundland Prince and his Dollar Tree Duchess.

 

[marietouchet]

She just keeps pushing Northwestern University down into the toilet! Sheesh, this is like 4th grade grammar class--that she probably failed.

THIS is why I read this thread , such wit ! Thank you

 

[csshopper]

Assuming that they're actually paying him.

I think he probably knows where every penny is. He’s been her attorney for years and, among other things, did the set up for Dorarhia’s senior care business, although my guess is it’s a cover for one senior’s care, hers.

 

[gracekelly]

It's also possible that it was the lawyer who invited them and not the other way around. Some law firms like to entertain their best clients. The Harkles are what I would call very promising clients.

Exactly. They write off the cost of the box as professional entertainment expense and since the “clients” were videoed, there is doubt as to the validity of the write off.

 

[gracekelly]

I think he probably knows where every penny is. He’s been her attorney for years and, among other things, did the set up for Dorarhia’s senior care business, although my guess is it’s a cover for one senior’s care, hers.

This guy is as crooked as they are

 

[csshopper]

Oh, Daily Mail…

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It was a bit of a shock to see the revert to the skanky black hair hunks raining down from her high hairline head when she had been seen with brownish toned ironed hair seemingly growing lower on her forehead just a day before.

Because she looked like a plastic Barbie (apologies to Barbie) in the Misan Harriman video, it should have carried the tagline,
“Retread Markle Model # 10 (a guesstimate), April 2023. Limited Time Offer. Hurry. Order Now, Supply Is Limited. Retread #11 being readied for May. A Misan Harriman Production.”

 

[Rose100]

Because she looked like a plastic Barbie (apologies to Barbie)

I just had a horrible thought.

Given that Mattel is now making every sort of Barbie you can imagine, what if they decide to make… Claw Barbie?

Would have a few interchangeable wigs and faces in different shades, super skinny legs, and lifelike hands that open and close in claw position. None of the fashion outfits would fit properly, of course, and maybe she’d have a boyfriend named Ginger Whinger, with permanent angry scowl, flocked hair ( except for middle of head) and beard.
GW comes with sloppy jeans, white T shirts, and no shoes.

Oh! Removable baby bump , mini Todger cream, and blunts sold separately.**

 

[EverSoElusive]

Oh, Daily Mail…

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Most stylish, my a$s Below is my reaction to that statement and everything related to them from now on.

 

[Gal4Dior]

I just had a horrible thought.

Given that Mattel is now making every sort of Barbie you can imagine, what if they decide to make… Claw Barbie?

Would have a few interchangeable wigs and faces in different shades, super skinny legs, and lifelike hands that open and close in claw position. None of the fashion outfits would fit properly, of course, and maybe she’d have a boyfriend named Ginger Whinger, with flocked hair ( except for middle of head) and beard.
GW comes with sloppy jeans, white T shirts, and no shoes.

Oh! Removable baby bump and blunts sold separately.**

Oh that would be cheating as they would just pop an off-brand JLo doll head with a bad wig on top of Sponge Bob character and call it a day.

 

[csshopper]

I just had a horrible thought.

Given that Mattel is now making every sort of Barbie you can imagine, what if they decide to make… Claw Barbie?

Would have a few interchangeable wigs and faces in different shades, super skinny legs, and lifelike hands that open and close in claw position. None of the fashion outfits would fit properly, of course, and maybe she’d have a boyfriend named Ginger Whinger, with flocked hair ( except for middle of head) and beard.
GW comes with sloppy jeans, white T shirts, and no shoes.

Oh! Removable baby bump and blunts sold separately.**

The laughing emoji does not even begin to describe my reaction, thanks for a post that will be giving me giggles all day!