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I kindly request that all members participating in the MM and Harry thread dial back the vile rhetoric.

I am not opposed to discussing public personas on TPF, including the constant torrent of news surrounding the couple from this thread. But I find it troubling when their looks are being nitpicked apart to a degree that is just not appropriate.

This thread has drawn criticism over the years, and I discussed it at great length with Megs and the mods. I am not looking to close it down, but the vitriol needs to be dialed back.

My personal feelings about hate threads aside, this ultra-negative vibe is something better suited for other forums, Reddit, or elsewhere. I am holding our community to higher standards.

Thanks for reading.
 
The fact that the Royal GYN who delivered Prince George is commenting on his birth supports my theory that BP is dismantling the fiction of Harry and Meghan. There was no secrecy about any of the births of the Wales’ children. The public wouldn’t have stood for it for one thing and really there was no reason to hide anything. The birth of Archie is cloudy on many levels and there has never been a straight story about it We’re not even sure as to who helped to deliver him. Why the mystery? Why the lies about when Meghan went into labor and where they were living at the time. It was all unnecessary. Why do it unless you wanted it discussed endlessly? The thirst for notoriety was so great? Apparently it was.
Oooh, I missed that! What did he or she say?
 
Dear lord, I hope she's a distant memory by William's coronation.hoping
So, looking through our last few pages, looks like we’re ready to start up the betting pool for Harkle Decoupling.

So far I’ve seen:

- May 6th
- Within 18 months
- 8 years to maximize payoff
- Or no divorce living on separate continents

And the BRF will:
- Quietly move Harry into a small property, get him therapy and a media blackout
- Have Harry “volunteering in Africa”
- Wash their hands of him entirely

Any bets on if the kids will go with Harry or Megan, or are we pretty much all sure Megan will keep them and merch them out?
Or return them for a refund
 
At this point, Harry’s biggest issues are that he shows up where he’s not wanted, is a hypocrite, and gossips. And most of all, the fact he doesn’t want redemption.

But Diana’s baby boy has managed to go from Nazi-loving drunkard to Invictus games hero. So, he’s come back from worse.

All he needs is 4 simple steps:

1) Go to rehab. Blame the worst excesses of the last few years on paranoia from the drugs.

2) Apologize to his family. This is going to be a lot harder than he thinks, because we would just think worse of Charles for killing the fatted calf, and even be a little suspicious that sentiment overwhelmed Will. At this point, he would need to have Kate and Sophie smiling at him and glad to see him for the public to accept that he has apologized and will change.

3) Give a tell-all interview or write a book where he humbles himself, talks about how the drugs and alcohol masked his mental health problems, owns up to being a bully over the years, and talks about what he has learned and how he has changed. Money is donated to a legitimate charity that actually helps people

4) only shows up at royal occasions where even Andy is invited. Only speaks out or gets involved with charities concerning addiction issues, mental health or veterans services. Only gets involved with veterans when actually invited. Stay out of the press unless it’s positive.

And in 10 years or so, we should gloss over the last three as his unfortunate years.

Whether he’s divorced or not shouldn’t affect it - but enough people will blame Megan that he’ll probably be able to shave a few years off his sackcloth and ashes years. Kids playing together with their cousins or looking up adoringly at grandpa Charles will also get him bonus points as long as the photos aren’t merched (“he had some issues, but at least he’s a good dad.”)

People genuinely want the Fab Four circa 2018 to be real. Diana fans want her sons to be happy and thriving.

But even the most sentimental among us have a hard time ignoring the filth, and cruelty and betrayal. And we aren’t quite naive enough to believe that it’s easy.
We may have wanted a fab 4 but no one wants one of the existing 4 and few want the other one either now I’m happy with the perfect couple in waiting and I hope they don’t have long to wait I’m looking forward to the next Coronation not the one this May
 
Of course they are going to the coronation. Rumour has it she has already asked Dior for a custom dress.

They are going to swan in like the platinum jubilee service and feel the ice burns and stares of utter contempt from the rest of the attendees and family. Just order extra large candles and sit them in the middle of the row, next to Andrew. Or better yet, add two folding plastic chairs at the back (behind all other attendees) - and show them to their seats…. That’s what you get for not RSVPing on time.

They did burn themselves and their brand. The hypocrisy of returning back to the “racist institution” which withheld her passport, ignored her mental health claims, and failed to train her or welcome her…. Forcing them to flee to Canada then the USA… but then they announce their kids titles and return for the Coronation??

I thought Harry was demanding an apology for his wife… No apology then?

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I don't believe they will divorce unless Zed has squeezed Sparry dry and/or seduced another golden goose. But those who speculated that she might drop the D bomb while he is in London, there is a delicious parallel. Didn't she mail or FedEx her rings back to Trevor? In this case, she would be doing a "Return to Sender" to Sparry.

Personally, if divorce were on the cards, I believe she will make sure the assets are all in her name and the alleged kids are worth merching before she dumps the dimwit.

Are the Delaware shells in her name and that of her accomplice mother? Sparry is a foreigner. Is he eligible to own companies?
 
Of course they are going to the coronation. Rumour has it she has already asked Dior for a custom dress.

They are going to swan in like the platinum jubilee service and feel the ice burns and stares of utter contempt from the rest of the attendees and family. Just order extra large candles and sit them in the middle of the row, next to Andrew. Or better yet, add two folding plastic chairs at the back (behind all other attendees) - and show them to their seats…. That’s what you get for not RSVPing on time.

They did burn themselves and their brand. The hypocrisy of returning back to the “racist institution” which withheld her passport, ignored her mental health claims, and failed to train her or welcome her…. Forcing them to flee to Canada then the USA… but then they announce their kids titles and return for the Coronation??

I thought Harry was demanding an apology for his wife… No apology then?

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If she shows up in a MTO Dior dress then that would be irrefutable evidence that she knew she was going to the Coronation months ago. Those kinds of outfits don’t just magically appear in a few days; they take months and countless fittings. And all the stories of will they go or will they stay home are their usual peurile attempts to keep the public’s attention focused on themselves instead of on KC. He’s being crowned king in a ceremony that’s part of a centuries old tradition that will be watched by millions around the world but of course in the alternate universe of the grifters we should instead be waiting with bated breath to see if TW deigns to grace the Coronation with her presence in yet another ill fitting, unflattering, hideously expensive bespoke outfit. Just like when the focus should have been on the Queen and her 70 year reign but the grifters tried as hard as they could to upstage the Queen and a nation in mourning with their non stop babble about petty little things like H insisting he be allowed to wear the military uniform he was no longer entitled to wear, the barrage of stories about how they were invited then uninvited to the reception at BP for all the visiting dignitaries the night before the Queen’s funeral when it was quite clear they had not been invited and were never going to be invited no matter how many fake stories their mouthpieces leaked to the press and on and on. They only have one playbook and I for one am extremely tired of it. I wish they would just shut up and go away but I have a higher chance of winning the lottery than seeing those two publicity hounds fade away into oblivion.
 
Of course they are going to the coronation. Rumour has it she has already asked Dior for a custom dress.

They are going to swan in like the platinum jubilee service and feel the ice burns and stares of utter contempt from the rest of the attendees and family. Just order extra large candles and sit them in the middle of the row, next to Andrew. Or better yet, add two folding plastic chairs at the back (behind all other attendees) - and show them to their seats…. That’s what you get for not RSVPing on time.

They did burn themselves and their brand. The hypocrisy of returning back to the “racist institution” which withheld her passport, ignored her mental health claims, and failed to train her or welcome her…. Forcing them to flee to Canada then the USA… but then they announce their kids titles and return for the Coronation??

I thought Harry was demanding an apology for his wife… No apology then?

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Yep!
 
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