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I kindly request that all members participating in the MM and Harry thread dial back the vile rhetoric.

I am not opposed to discussing public personas on TPF, including the constant torrent of news surrounding the couple from this thread. But I find it troubling when their looks are being nitpicked apart to a degree that is just not appropriate.

This thread has drawn criticism over the years, and I discussed it at great length with Megs and the mods. I am not looking to close it down, but the vitriol needs to be dialed back.

My personal feelings about hate threads aside, this ultra-negative vibe is something better suited for other forums, Reddit, or elsewhere. I am holding our community to higher standards.

Thanks for reading.
 
Anything they would write on SNL involving him would be an open insult to his family because Harry would be making fun of them in whatever the writers devised. Harry would be even more done with his family than he is now. No way would he be able to go back and face any of them.
I think we’re already past that point - what could he possibly say that is worse than everything he’s already said? At least on SNL he would be joking rather than disclosing private information + telling lies with the utmost seriousness.
 
Hello is really going for the clicks with this ridiculous headline.

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Sooo stupid... Or prophetic? Do you think Zed would not do Photoshop or plastic surgery (conveniently both PS) to make her meal tickets more marketable?
I've added "Half-Minute Harry" to my list of Todger aliases.

Can you say "Slam Bam, Thank you Ma'am"?

And I'll wager that he didn't say Thank You either. No wonder she sent him on his way with a slap on his royal backside.
You are too kind. I was calling him 5-second Sparry.
Why do the children she holds always just have their legs dangling and not wrapped around her waist? It's like a stranger holding someone else's child.
The moonbump got in the way.
 
For those of us (and there are apparently MANY of us) whose opinions of NutFlicks have been getting lower and lower because of their involvement in the Snarkle "documentaries" and especially the lack of transparency in not showing or allowing any information that contradicts or disproves the obvious lies told by the Spare and his Mare, as well as the use of totally unrelated photos to give a false impression of the bogus claims put forward by them in Nutflicks' alleged documentary, the following makes interesting reading about another recent NF project that seems to confirm that this seems to be their new business model. It's not directly tied to the Disgusting Duo but it seems to prove that anyone who expected even a semblance of truth from NF is doomed to disappointment, so I hope the Mods will allow it to remain. Apologies if it was already posted and I missed it

RollingStone posted the story, and there have been other posts on Twitter, Kotaku, Gizmodo, VanityFair, Forbes and other sites in the last month, google has the links:
 
makes interesting reading about another recent NF project that seems to confirm that this seems to be their new business model
So here’s a twist…maybe the Netflix execs were in on the joke the whole time…

Netflix had to know that they over paid for this documentary and they needed to do something to juice it up beyond just retelling the Oprah interview across what would inevitably be a 6 hour snooze fest.

Here’s my theory: I am thinking that Netflix was very much aware that they were delivering a lopsided and largely inaccurate documentary, but I think that that was actually very intentional and all part of a very devious plan. I am thinking that they played along with H&M, feigning that the documentary was promoting H&M as H&M had wanted to be promoted (highlighting how their “glorious love story” triumphed despite the media and the evil RF), when in fact, Netflix was in on the joke the whole time. Maybe it was their plan all along or maybe Netflix recognized H&M’s true colors mid-contract negotiation or mid-production and saw an opportunity to change the underlying theme of the documentary, who knows, but somewhere along the line my theory is that Netflix decided that the documentary would masquerade as a pro-H&M series when in fact it would actually deliberately reveal H&M’s narcissism, entitlement, perpetual victimhood, propensity to stretch the truth (or flat out lie), etc.. I am thinking the hard part for Netflix was to thread the needle between getting H&M to believe that Netflix was on their side, presenting their story through their voices, while they were actually intentionally exposing their character through those same voices, without them even realizing it. Based on the backlash H&M received after the documentary was released, it appears that Netflix succeeded.

Why??? I think Netflix recognized that public opinion about the couple (beyond the UK) was starting to shift downward. I think Netflix saw that they could exploit H&M’s narcissism to create a much more compelling personal expose about the couple beneath the thin veil of the “advertised” story (to expose the evilness of the media and the RF). At the end of the day, it’s business. It’s ratings. It’s money. Netflix is not in the business to serve as part of H&M’s PR team. But apparently H&M didn’t realize that until it was too late.

The minute Netflix released the trailer that included footage from a variety of events that had nothing to do with H&M, my suspicions were raised. Regardless of who initially pulled that file footage to include it in the trailer (H&M? The Netflix production team? The marketing team?), it wasn’t an accident. Even if H&M discreetly did it, thinking they were being clever and could elicit extra sympathy from the viewers by including more impactful footage, I find it almost impossible to believe that the highly seasoned Netflix production team wouldn’t have edited the trailer a dozen or more times and vetted everything in it, ad nausea, before it aired. This isn’t an Indy film, it’s a multi million dollar production from the well-oiled machine that is Netflix. They HAD to know those clips were from other events. On the other hand, if people from Netflix were responsible for pulling the clips themselves, that makes their inclusion all the more devious…deliberately compounding the growing sense that H&M had a history of blurring the truth. Netflix had to know that the trailer would be scrutinized by people across the globe and it was inevitable that the deception would be uncovered. My theory is that was all part of the plan. It is not like there was just one unrelated clip that someone inadvertently dropped in by accident, but clip after clip after unrelated and/or deceptive clip...it was so blatant, the only conclusion I could make was that it was intentional and Netflix actually wanted to make sure that they were caught. Netflix wanted the misrepresentation to become public fodder and it did. Why, you ask? Think of all of the buzz that those deceptive clips created before the documentary had even dropped. People were angry about it. The documentary received free press across countless and widespread media outlets because of it. And presumably, people who otherwise might not have noticed or cared about the documentary suddenly wanted to tune in to see just how ridiculous and untrue the whole production might be. The seed had been planted, compliments of the Netflix trailer.

It seemed like that trailer marked the beginning of the big reveal of the “true“ H&M…the narcissistic, spoiled, unscrupulous H&M. And thus the trailer served as the beginning of their decline in popularity in the US and elsewhere (and reconfirmed their already ground level approval ratings in the UK).

My theory was only further cemented in my mind after the documentary was released and H&M’s narcissism, propensity to lie, and other undesirable traits were on full display. There were numerous contradictions in the film that were easily detected by even the most casual of observers, never mind those who follow the RF more fervently. And did Netflix really not recognize that Meghan imitating her royal curtsy, all while laughing, would be perceived as offensive and disrespectful by so many viewers? Not a chance. Again, it was all part of the plan. I am thinking the Netflix team was likely salivating over the footage and had to be elated when H&M were too dim to recognize the inevitable backlash that clip would receive and greenlighted it’s inclusion.

in short, my theory is that Netflix was “playing nice” with H&M all along, pretending to be on their side, when in fact they were setting them up to fail the whole time. Netflix used the documentary to showcase H&M’s true character….all in the name of ratings. And now the couple is left with shattered reputations and their popularity in free fall. Welcome to Hollywood, Harry.
 
So here’s a twist…maybe the Netflix execs were in on the joke the whole time…

Netflix had to know that they over paid for this documentary and they needed to do something to juice it up beyond just retelling the Oprah interview across what would inevitably be a 6 hour snooze fest.

Here’s my theory: I am thinking that Netflix was very much aware that they were delivering a lopsided and largely inaccurate documentary, but I think that that was actually very intentional and all part of a very devious plan. I am thinking that they played along with H&M, feigning that the documentary was promoting H&M as H&M had wanted to be promoted (highlighting how their “glorious love story” triumphed despite the media and the evil RF), when in fact, Netflix was in on the joke the whole time. Maybe it was their plan all along or maybe Netflix recognized H&M’s true colors mid-contract negotiation or mid-production and saw an opportunity to change the underlying theme of the documentary, who knows, but somewhere along the line my theory is that Netflix decided that the documentary would masquerade as a pro-H&M series when in fact it would actually deliberately reveal H&M’s narcissism, entitlement, perpetual victimhood, propensity to stretch the truth (or flat out lie), etc.. I am thinking the hard part for Netflix was to thread the needle between getting H&M to believe that Netflix was on their side, presenting their story through their voices, while they were actually intentionally exposing their character through those same voices, without them even realizing it. Based on the backlash H&M received after the documentary was released, it appears that Netflix succeeded.

Why??? I think Netflix recognized that public opinion about the couple (beyond the UK) was starting to shift downward. I think Netflix saw that they could exploit H&M’s narcissism to create a much more compelling personal expose about the couple beneath the thin veil of the “advertised” story (to expose the evilness of the media and the RF). At the end of the day, it’s business. It’s ratings. It’s money. Netflix is not in the business to serve as part of H&M’s PR team. But apparently H&M didn’t realize that until it was too late.

The minute Netflix released the trailer that included footage from a variety of events that had nothing to do with H&M, my suspicions were raised. Regardless of who initially pulled that file footage to include it in the trailer (H&M? The Netflix production team? The marketing team?), it wasn’t an accident. Even if H&M discreetly did it, thinking they were being clever and could elicit extra sympathy from the viewers by including more impactful footage, I find it almost impossible to believe that the highly seasoned Netflix production team wouldn’t have edited the trailer a dozen or more times and vetted everything in it, ad nausea, before it aired. This isn’t an Indy film, it’s a multi million dollar production from the well-oiled machine that is Netflix. They HAD to know those clips were from other events. On the other hand, if people from Netflix were responsible for pulling the clips themselves, that makes their inclusion all the more devious…deliberately compounding the growing sense that H&M had a history of blurring the truth. Netflix had to know that the trailer would be scrutinized by people across the globe and it was inevitable that the deception would be uncovered. My theory is that was all part of the plan. It is not like there was just one unrelated clip that someone inadvertently dropped in by accident, but clip after clip after unrelated and/or deceptive clip...it was so blatant, the only conclusion I could make was that it was intentional and Netflix actually wanted to make sure that they were caught. Netflix wanted the misrepresentation to become public fodder and it did. Why, you ask? Think of all of the buzz that those deceptive clips created before the documentary had even dropped. People were angry about it. The documentary received free press across countless and widespread media outlets because of it. And presumably, people who otherwise might not have noticed or cared about the documentary suddenly wanted to tune in to see just how ridiculous and untrue the whole production might be. The seed had been planted, compliments of the Netflix trailer.

It seemed like that trailer marked the beginning of the big reveal of the “true“ H&M…the narcissistic, spoiled, unscrupulous H&M. And thus the trailer served as the beginning of their decline in popularity in the US and elsewhere (and reconfirmed their already ground level approval ratings in the UK).

My theory was only further cemented in my mind after the documentary was released and H&M’s narcissism, propensity to lie, and other undesirable traits were on full display. There were numerous contradictions in the film that were easily detected by even the most casual of observers, never mind those who follow the RF more fervently. And did Netflix really not recognize that Meghan imitating her royal curtsy, all while laughing, would be perceived as offensive and disrespectful by so many viewers? Not a chance. Again, it was all part of the plan. I am thinking the Netflix team was likely salivating over the footage and had to be elated when H&M were too dim to recognize the inevitable backlash that clip would receive and greenlighted it’s inclusion.

in short, my theory is that Netflix was “playing nice” with H&M all along, pretending to be on their side, when in fact they were setting them up to fail the whole time. Netflix used the documentary to showcase H&M’s true character….all in the name of ratings. And now the couple is left with shattered reputations and their popularity in free fall. Welcome to Hollywood, Harry.
Early on, the purported NETFLIX projects were not gossipy / BRF / autobiographical. There was a wildlife show (yes!) , Invictus ( not supposed to be about H or M), Pearl ( inspired by M, but a cartoon show).
Anyway, those seem to have all dried up and all that was left to fulfill the contract was a BRF whinesfest ala Oprah ??.

And the NF show issues - inconsistency, lying, me me me - were in part due to having to get something out to fulfill the deal. The Harkles dilly dallied a long time, changing producers etc
 
Yeah it’s Harry Potter. Is it too late to nominate Frostbitten Todger as another name?
The naming contest is over for this year. This is my home state, and while the Department of Transportation certainly has a sense of humor, I highly doubt they are willing to saddle one of our publicly owned snow plows with a phallic reference.

Edited to add: The rules state that politically inspired and vulgar names will not be considered.
 
I think we’re already past that point - what could he possibly say that is worse than everything he’s already said? At least on SNL he would be joking rather than disclosing private information + telling lies with the utmost seriousness.
It could be worse because he would be acting in a sketch that would openly mock someone in the family like his father, his stepmother and his brother. Reading about it is one thing, but seeing him actively take part in a takedown would be something else.
 
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