I don't know why, but I've always wanted to walk into a LV store and do this: I want to buy the WORST LV fake ever made in the history of fakes. Somthing like a MC Manhattan with fur on it. Then I want to stroll into a LV store all snobby and pretentious, like I own THE LV bag of the moment. I'd make sure that they think that I think my bag is real. I then want to proceed to look at all the most expensive items they have, contemplating over them, trying them on, while the whole time making faces and grimaces with each bag and telling the SA that nothing can beat the bag I have now. I just want to see their reaction. It would be priceless.