My First Hermes!

^ oh i know imagine if you didn't buy it and all you could think of was this dam bracelet. i mean you couldn't study for this test? you end up failing the exam, next thing you know your failing school. your grades have dropped so low that no college will accept you. Your forced into becoming a toothpaste cap screwer, however this still doesn't get the bracelet off your mind instead you rush into a marriage with your SO, soon pop out a few children. These children need shoes for school and can you afford that on the a toothpaste cap screwer's salary right? what will you say to little mary-jane and Danny ? So think of the children!! think of the god-dam children!!! and go to Hermes go to Hermes as fast as your legs can carry you and go and get that dam bracelet. the children will thank you!

p.s. i don't mean to offend anyone with this post esp. vogue, people who didn't go to college (i ain't planning to) and esp. toothpaste cap screwer's.