so we have these soft microfiber blankets or whatever they call them, and they're cute and warm and perfect for cool springtime, wintertime, and fall time. me and gayman love them we each have 2. so my cat, who is almost 5 months i'd guess, maybe a bit younger, will NOT STOP SUCKLING on them. ESPECIALLY mine. he loves his mother (me), anything that smells like me he'll hang out next to but it's gotten to the point that i can't sit at the computer with him without smackin him an tellin him no... (don't worry ladies n gents, he's HUGE and unphased... he's a Maine Coon...) and EVEN AFTER I SPANK HIS BUTT AND TELL HIM TO STOP HE KEEPS DOING IT! he's so damn special. he is unneutered... and so far has not peed anywhere in my house. he's a good cat for sure. he's an indoor cat as well. we have a pregnant female in the house so he's goin to get his nuts chopped soon, but thats besides the point. he's a well behaved cat, besides tryin to mess with Babette (prego). the only annoying things he does is chew the hell out of flip flops (bastard ruined my 3 year old Aldos leather flip flops that were in perfect condition... yes i can still wear them, with oodles of holes in them) he drinks out of the fish bowls sometimes (which he gets in deep **** for, cuz i had the fish first lol... and i have 10 of them, Betta fish, i'm a collector!), he JUMPS BEHIND THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER AND UNPLUGS MY SURROUND SOUND... little bastid. he does all kinds of things i can tolerate, but i'm not rich and don't feel like washing my damn blanket every day cuz he SUCKS ON IT TILL IT"S LIKE WET. omg someone give me advice. i've tried everything. holding his head still, petting him till i think he's forgotten he wanted to do that, ugh i dont' even know what else. tossin him to the floor tellin him no, spank his butt tell him no... ANYTHING i do, he comes right back. he's like a bear, not very phased by anything physical, and he's not really scared unless i holler real loud, which he knows i mean bizznass about whatevers goin on if i do that cuz i hate the yellin, and the other kitty is prego so we keep it quiet here. ugh help. LOL what a wierdo cat i have.