Misheard Lyrics Game

[caitlin1214]

Here's how it works.

Go to http://www.kissthisguy.com/. Pick a song and name the title and the artist. Then, copy the misheard lyric here. Someone has to guess the actual lyric. If they're right, they get to post one.



Example:


I would post

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix



The next person would guess "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."


Then they get to pick one.

 

[caitlin1214]

Ready?

I'll start.

"..I'm never gonna find you naked... "
Complicated by Avril Levigne

 

[caitlin1214]

^^ That one was "...I'm never gonna find you faking... "


How 'bout this one:
"I want a duck shaped like a triangle
You give a toaster to Bob"
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

 

[Stevie Lover]

ooh I know
it's 'i want to eff you like an animal, you get me closer to God'

ok so guess:
'I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night'...

 

[aillae]

Bon Jovi "Two Story Town."

Misheard:
"I called her to my (male genitalia, starting with P)
And I kissed them both, goodbye."

Actual lyrics:
"I called her and my demons
And I kissed them both goodbye"

 

[Iluvbags]

"On Bended Knee"
Boys II Men


Misheard:
Stomp on your fingers, the blame is on me



Can anyone guess the correct lyrics? My boyfriend in college used to sing these wrong words so loud and i thought it was super funny. LOL