Misheard Lyrics Game

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  1. Here's how it works.

    Go to http://www.kissthisguy.com/. Pick a song and name the title and the artist. Then, copy the misheard lyric here. Someone has to guess the actual lyric. If they're right, they get to post one.


    I would post

    "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."
    Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix

    The next person would guess "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."

    Then they get to pick one.
  2. Ready?

    I'll start.

    "..I'm never gonna find you naked... "
    Complicated by Avril Levigne
  3. ^^ That one was "...I'm never gonna find you faking... "

    How 'bout this one:
    "I want a duck shaped like a triangle
    You give a toaster to Bob"
    Closer by Nine Inch Nails
  4. ooh I know
    it's 'i want to eff you like an animal, you get me closer to God'

    ok so guess:
    'I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night'...
  5. Bon Jovi "Two Story Town."

    "I called her to my (male genitalia, starting with P)
    And I kissed them both, goodbye."

    Actual lyrics:
    "I called her and my demons
    And I kissed them both goodbye"
  6. "On Bended Knee"
    Boys II Men

    Stomp on your fingers, the blame is on me

    Can anyone guess the correct lyrics? My boyfriend in college used to sing these wrong words so loud and i thought it was super funny. LOL