this place is my procrastination porn - also after harping on here about this actor, now I also need to buy a pretty new handbag too, there is too many nice pictures of bags
Agree! Love Fergusan, would be so off-colour and funny! Norton is a very polished host too.
OMG, ITA with it all.
He needs all your girlfriend stylng advice
He can pay you in 'trade'.
May even be a possibly bigger job for one, may also need a cliche gay BFF stylist.
I used to love to read Tom and Lorenzo, snide funny queens, especially their recaps of art reality shows - giggling! Really funny when T+L discuss their appreciation and yet dismay at the Fass-emporer's new clothing
www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/02/bafta-awards-2012-red-carpet-part-two.html
tom and lorenzo - "That suit smells like the inside of a locker."
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/01/national-board-of-review-awards-red-carpet.html
"You’re going to get a delicious slice of man, wrapped in a gorgeous suit (which is worn as if it wasn’t a gorgeous suit, i.e. sloppily), topped off both with a devilish smile and a noticeable lack of underwear.
You’re very welcome, darlings."
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2011/11/pairs-division-wasikowska-and-fassbender.html
"Celebrities, what the ****. Is there some steamer crisis happening in L.A. right now, forcing you all to go out looking like wrinkled messes? We don’t even know if it’s worth making the attempt to break down the scores, but you know us, we never miss a chance to be *****es.
HE: Wore underwear this time, which makes us simultaneously grateful and disappointed. It looks like a decent enough suit, but it also looks like he fished it out from under his bed. And we’re thisclose to declaring the tieless trend on the RC officially over. George Clooney can get away with this, but lesser men cannot. Besides, the grey suit and pale blue shirt reads corporate to us, which means the wrinkles and the lack of a tie read “Happy Hour.” Score: 4/10. Effort, please.
SHE: Didn’t fish that thing out from under her bed. She fished it out of a $1.99 bin marked “BRIDAL” at Goodwill. This is a dress that Molly Ringwald would have rejected at the end of Pretty in Pink. Hair and makeup look pretty, but we can’t with that horrible dress. Score: 5/10. She gets another point for at least making the effort.
Combined Score: 4.5/10. Unacceptable. You are both insanely good-looking, at a career high, and have access to any clothes you want. You should both hang your heads in shame.
For more trenchant fun analysis
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/tag/michael-fassbender
Agree! Love Fergusan, would be so off-colour and funny! Norton is a very polished host too.
Woo! Thank the heavens! I just need for four things to happen.
1. He gets rid of those black shoes that he wears everywhere.
2. He gets rid of the skinny-minny jeans. Your junk is too much for those things, Michael. Think of what it's doing to the boys! Don't ruin them before I get to them.Plus, they emphasize his skinniness.
3. He stops wearing those scoop-neck tee shirts. Ick!
4. He stops wearing suit jackets with tee shirts. Jackets with tees are fine but not the jacket to the suit you just wore the previous night. No tees with suit jackets.
Oh, one more thing. GET BETTER FITTING SUITS.
He can wear as much leather and vintage tees as he wants. But basically, he needs to ditch this look:
OMG, ITA with it all.
He needs all your girlfriend stylng advice
He can pay you in 'trade'.May even be a possibly bigger job for one, may also need a cliche gay BFF stylist.
I used to love to read Tom and Lorenzo, snide funny queens, especially their recaps of art reality shows - giggling! Really funny when T+L discuss their appreciation and yet dismay at the Fass-emporer's new clothing
www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/02/bafta-awards-2012-red-carpet-part-two.html
tom and lorenzo - "That suit smells like the inside of a locker."
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/01/national-board-of-review-awards-red-carpet.html
"You’re going to get a delicious slice of man, wrapped in a gorgeous suit (which is worn as if it wasn’t a gorgeous suit, i.e. sloppily), topped off both with a devilish smile and a noticeable lack of underwear.
You’re very welcome, darlings."
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2011/11/pairs-division-wasikowska-and-fassbender.html
"Celebrities, what the ****. Is there some steamer crisis happening in L.A. right now, forcing you all to go out looking like wrinkled messes? We don’t even know if it’s worth making the attempt to break down the scores, but you know us, we never miss a chance to be *****es.
HE: Wore underwear this time, which makes us simultaneously grateful and disappointed. It looks like a decent enough suit, but it also looks like he fished it out from under his bed. And we’re thisclose to declaring the tieless trend on the RC officially over. George Clooney can get away with this, but lesser men cannot. Besides, the grey suit and pale blue shirt reads corporate to us, which means the wrinkles and the lack of a tie read “Happy Hour.” Score: 4/10. Effort, please.
SHE: Didn’t fish that thing out from under her bed. She fished it out of a $1.99 bin marked “BRIDAL” at Goodwill. This is a dress that Molly Ringwald would have rejected at the end of Pretty in Pink. Hair and makeup look pretty, but we can’t with that horrible dress. Score: 5/10. She gets another point for at least making the effort.
Combined Score: 4.5/10. Unacceptable. You are both insanely good-looking, at a career high, and have access to any clothes you want. You should both hang your heads in shame.
For more trenchant fun analysis
http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/tag/michael-fassbender
Should be fun
