Michael Fassbender
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LMFAO at the Asian aging chart.
As for Fassy's dating deal breaker, quite a few chicks out there with appetites who are complaining about how none of the women he's dated look like they've even heard of the word 'food'. They probably just all have fast metabolisms, though.
As for Fassy's dating deal breaker, quite a few chicks out there with appetites who are complaining about how none of the women he's dated look like they've even heard of the word 'food'. They probably just all have fast metabolisms, though.
Lol the grandiose Super 8 score feels perfectly tailored for the Academy, right? I thought I was watching a "In Memoriam" segment throughout. Lovely piece of music.
Gemini, the complainers might not take into account the intense calorie-losing cardio session these chicks would get during a Fass shag :salute: .
LMFAO at the Asian aging chart.
As for Fassy's dating deal breaker, quite a few chicks out there with appetites who are complaining about how none of the women he's dated look like they've even heard of the word 'food'. They probably just all have fast metabolisms, though.
Gemini, the complainers might not take into account the intense calorie-losing cardio session these chicks would get during a Fass shag :salute: .
Um no, fast metabolism my *** I think he was referring to Maiko. I got the impression she was obsessed with dieting. Can't remember where I read it though? Maybe twitter. It's annoying as hell having friends that don't enjoy food. Its abnormal and awkward. My motto...eat what you want (sort of) & work out.LMFAO at the Asian aging chart.
As for Fassy's dating deal breaker, quite a few chicks out there with appetites who are complaining about how none of the women he's dated look like they've even heard of the word 'food'. They probably just all have fast metabolisms, though.
He doesn't need another aphrodisiac...he's libido is already off the charts. As for the flirting, I can see Michael being shy sober but confident smooth talker hella buzzed. I recently learned of a cultural difference when it comes to dating. Its almost unheard of for Europeans (maybe Ireland) to ask someone out sober, in daylight, and not at a bar. Do you find this statement true?
This got me all excited. Just imagining the cardio activities................
Lovely. I'm in. I'm sure he could instruct me on a few positions I haven't mastered. Just thinking about it makes me wanna become a stalker and fly to London (specifically Hackney).Now that's what I call a 'personal trainer'
Side note: I heard he did yoga with ROC so we know "one and only" is flexible.
I once innocently (
) tumbled onto this website that had all sorts of 3D computer animated positions and with specific names and accompanying instructions! It's really not that smutty either... more like animated inspiration for the curious 
.I've always been fascinated by the different flirting techniques of different countries. The swedes, the Irish, English, etc. The only common denominator is some liquid courage
ITA! It's also funny that certain males are quick to whoop and yell loudly some admirative phrase for fun, but if you take the time to stop and look at them in the eye to respond something, they'll actually turn shy and mumbly. Especially the Italians (don't want to generalize to all, just my experience with a few)!
The C&M seems too gastropubby to have a ping pong table. Probably a proper groddier place. Plenty of these left in Hackney, I'm sure, the embourgeoisement of East London hasn't taken over everywhere!
LMFAO at the Asian aging chart.
As for Fassy's dating deal breaker, quite a few chicks out there with appetites who are complaining about how none of the women he's dated look like they've even heard of the word 'food'. They probably just all have fast metabolisms, though.
I would have to agree with that, all the women he's been seen with are all very slim. Fast metabolism me arse!
I would have to disagree with that on account of the many different cultures in Europe. Now if you're talking about Brits, I would say Hell yeah!
LOL! If he's anything like Connor in Fish Tank then you won't be burning that many calories with him. #1minuteman
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