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Artica said:
That's the best idea ever! At least you know that your first time will be with an experienced lover who get's paid to not be selfish. Teenagers, take note!
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I am constantly tempted to hire a gigolo. Just imagine a night where it's all about you, and you get to pick a fine man to do whatever your heart desires!! Swoon.

Too bad my husband is not on board with the idea. :D:cool:
 
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Zelda Zonk said:
Wasn't ready to be a home wrecking ho I guess (nor single at the time) so no sugar for the dong that night. I'll get a fair rematch soon don't worry :whistle: I already know when he'll be back in town and I'm gonna be there again ;) Until then there's plenty of fish in the tank :graucho:
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Fair enough! ;)
Nicole probably would have come over and sang:
 
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Zelda Zonk said:
Wasn't ready to be a home wrecking ho I guess (nor single at the time) so no sugar for the dong that night. I'll get a fair rematch soon don't worry :whistle: I already know when he'll be back in town and I'm gonna be there again ;) Until then there's plenty of fish in the tank :graucho:

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Better hope he's traveling solo. :p:

Wondering if Fass had that song on his mind when Marianne asked Brandon if he liked his 'sugar' in 'Shame'? :graucho:

Marianne: You like your sugar?
Michael: Yep! Brown.

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I remember I was walking down a street and this homeless guy yelled "Hey Brown Sugar!" Of course I was with all my white friends, so that was my official nickname for a good 5 months.
 
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OMG... Been there, done that with the 'brown sugar'/'hey sista' cat calling around my friends of other races. Hate it! Then everyone you're with looks at you like, "uh, I think he's talking to you." :laugh:
 
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Ejm1059 said:
I remember I was walking down a street and this homeless guy yelled "Hey Brown Sugar!" Of course I was with all my white friends, so that was my official nickname for a good 5 months.
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LOL! That's hilarious!

Gemini, yep, pretty much (but substitute brown sugar for some sort of geisha derivative). Wowza, are we nearly all non-caucasian women here on the thread? :D :D :D
 
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Gemini Chica said:
Well, Brandy has a horrible "reality" show on Vh1 and Monica is married to an NBA player so she's set.
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That's a waste. R&B of the 90s was the best. I wonder what would have become of Aaliyah if she had still been with us. I'll bet she'd still be making great music. Such a loss.

Ejm1059 said:
I remember I was walking down a street and this homeless guy yelled "Hey Brown Sugar!" Of course I was with all my white friends, so that was my official nickname for a good 5 months.
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No way! That is soooo wrong. :laugh:
 
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Zelda Zonk said:
Rude! :noggin:

One time a hobo screamed at me "I'm hungry but with you I could gladly stick with the same meal" :laugh: I gave him the middle finger and walked away *like a boss* :cool: Talk about some smooth talker :rofl:
Boys will be boys, what can we do about it? :shrugs:
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Hahaha! Smooth operator indeed. I've no juicy hobo story. But there's this one time I passed the local Mission Brewery where they usually hang outside in groups, and saw ONE OF THE HOTTEST MEN (never mind hobo) ever. Clearly a hobo: he looked a little...unbathed, but he was torso naked, washing his pits (urgh :yucky: ) while happily chatting away with his fellow hobos. I thought he was some supermodel going undercover for a journalistic piece. It was very, very confusing.
 
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