Michael Fassbender

[mustard_stain]

What! He doesn't have TV then how does he watch the games?

The local pub... which probably conveniently also has chicks hanging around for the game . A celebratory or consolating shag, depending on whether his team won or lost. :giggles:

 

[Artica]

Michael Fassbender, who plays Carl Jung in A Dangerous Method, has talked to STV about why his character gets involved in a torrid affair with Keira Knightley’s Sabina Spielrein – and also discussed rumours about him playing James Bond.

http://entertainment.stv.tv/film/fi...hod-and-confirms-he-wants-to-play-james-bond/

He looks fugly in this video. Sorry, but it had to be said.

I'll take the bullet Just survived a huge college rager at my uni so I think I can do it ;]

Go for it, gurl!!

 

[Artica]

But your legs would be in an other position...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Stygg Flicka!

What! He doesn't have TV then how does he watch the games?

In the pub, like most people do. On Sunday's most pubs are packed.

http://leisureonly.com/news/hollywood-stars-going-mad-in-trendy-london

When I checked my facebook this morning, in amongst all the pictures of people in the snow believing that THEIR experience in the snow is worth sharing (it isn’t, same as YOUR dreams aren’t either), I saw 5000000 status updates about Jake Gyllenhaal being in Dalston. Eeeeeeeeveryone had a hilarious story with jokes about horses and tents and cowboys and bumming. I even got a 2.30am phone call, waking me up, from a girl I know, all excited that she’d seen little Jake, waxing lyrical about how hot he was. I though, **** Jake. **** him prancing about Dalston being adored when I am laid in bed unable to frequent the local discotheques. No one calls anyone to say they saw me outside Alibi at 2.30am. So I brought this up with another friend, who then went on to tell me Michael Fassbender, the guy with the big willy from Steve McQueen’s Shame, has been swanning around Broadway Market, womanising like it’s going out of fashion. “He’s shagged all the girls in the Cat & Mutton,” she says. Bastard.

WTF is Gyllenhaal doing in Hackney? Perhaps he's working on a lo/no budget film.

If Fassy has shagged all the girls in that pub, then he definitely doesn't discriminate when it comes to his women. The crowd there is predominantly caucasian. Mr Everwet is back in action. I wonder if he took Nicole to that pub this weekend. Probably not.
Ejm and Soxy, the ninja mission starts at the Cat & Mutton.

 

[Artica]

He's single, rich, well-hung and beautiful. So... But I dunno. That website looks a lil suspect. Rumors and hearsay. Probably at least a little bit of truth to it. Lover boy bringing the Cat & Mutton chicks back to his place. Hope they didn't think they were going there to watch TV.

Girl: Hey, where's your TV?
Michael: *Turns on 'Sexual Healing' * What?

:lolots:
I could sooo see this happen and I don't even know the guy, but I'm sure he's this cheeky.

 

[Artica]

The IFTAs baby:

 

[Blueberry12]

He looks fugly in this video. Sorry, but it had to be said.

LOL.

Yes , he normally looks better , but fugly?


It depends...


Compared to Ben or Gérard Philipe?

Yes , FUGLY!

But compared to all other men... Not that fugly...

 

[Gemini Chica]

Girl: Hey, where's your TV?
Michael: *Turns on 'Sexual Healing' * What?

HAAA!!!!

Good thing I'll know ahead of time. I won't have to ask about the TV thing. And he can play 'Sexual Healing' if he wants. But if he puts on 'Pull Up To The Bumper' me and my anus are outta there! Not even for you, Fassy. Not even.

Especially not with that thing he's carrying around.

 

[Blueberry12]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Stygg Flicka!


In the pub, like most people do. On Sunday's most pubs are packed.



WTF is Gyllenhaal doing in Hackney? Perhaps he's working on a lo/no budget film.

If Fassy has shagged all the girls in that pub, then he definitely doesn't discriminate when it comes to his women. The crowd there is predominantly caucasian. Mr Everwet is back in action. I wonder if he took Nicole to that pub this weekend. Probably not.
Ejm and Soxy, the ninja mission starts at the Cat & Mutton.

Good Girls Go to Heaven Bad Girls Go Everywhere...

 

[Artica]

HAAA!!!!

Good thing I'll know ahead of time. I won't have to ask about the TV thing. And he can play 'Sexual Healing' if he wants. But if he puts on 'Pull Up To The Bumper' me and my anus are outta there! Not even for you, Fassy. Not even.

Especially not with that thing he's carrying around.

OMG!! :lolots:

 

[Artica]

oops double post!

 

[Artica]

more from TOP GEAR; Bonus footage of Michael Fassbender in the McLaren MP4-12C

Check the last seconds

http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/mi...e-mclaren-series-18-episode-4#commentsListTop

Nice! It's amazing how he goes from Fugly to Gorgeous.
The last seconds weren't too bad.

 

[mustard_stain]

He looks fugly in this video. Sorry, but it had to be said.

It's not so much the fact that he looks bad/tired, than the fact that this particular haircut makes him look like Dr. Sheldon Turner (no offense to the lovely Jim Parsons) :

 

[Artica]

It's not so much the fact that he looks bad/tired, than the fact that this particular haircut makes him look like Dr. Sheldon Turner (no offense to the lovely Jim Parsons) :

Hahaha! ITA. That's the same hairdo! How scary.

 

[mollie12]

Has anyone else noticed that Anne Thompson of Thompson on Hollywood is a little obsessed with MF? And by obsessed, I don't mean internet crazy obsessed. She's just a little more biased towards him when she generally strives to be neutral. She posted the news about the YouFestival thing to her blog and has frequently posted other random things about him that she wouldn't bother to do for most other actors.


And I'm completely unsurprised by that blog claiming that Fass has slept his way through Broadway Market. There have been rumors for years that he's a bit of a player.

 

[Blueberry12]

It's not so much the fact that he looks bad/tired, than the fact that this particular haircut makes him look like Dr. Sheldon Turner (no offense to the lovely Jim Parsons) :

Turner?

Isn't his name Cooper?