Michael Fassbender
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Oh my lord, you guys are killing me. Pull up to The Bumper. LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I kind of enjoy that Fassy is such a player. Long as he's not playing with me! But I do wonder how he manages to extricate himself from any uncomfortable constraints. He's got to keep running into the same girls. Don't any of them try to get their hooks in him, especially with him such a star now? Or get angry when they can't? Isn't he afraid someone's going to sell some kind of awful story to the papers about him?
Maybe he's like my player friend, who sternly tells all his girlies at the outset "This is just for tonight, baby."
I kind of enjoy that Fassy is such a player. Long as he's not playing with me! But I do wonder how he manages to extricate himself from any uncomfortable constraints. He's got to keep running into the same girls. Don't any of them try to get their hooks in him, especially with him such a star now? Or get angry when they can't? Isn't he afraid someone's going to sell some kind of awful story to the papers about him?
Maybe he's like my player friend, who sternly tells all his girlies at the outset "This is just for tonight, baby."
I agree. I think he warns them up front.Oh my lord, you guys are killing me. Pull up to The Bumper. LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I kind of enjoy that Fassy is such a player. Long as he's not playing with me! But I do wonder how he manages to extricate himself from any uncomfortable constraints. He's got to keep running into the same girls. Don't any of them try to get their hooks in him, especially with him such a star now? Or get angry when they can't? Isn't he afraid someone's going to sell some kind of awful story to the papers about him?
Maybe he's like my player friend, who sternly tells all his girlies at the outset "This is just for tonight, baby."
Here's some more of the convo:
SO @alidowns_ and I saw Michael Fassbender at Broadway Market with the girl that plays Marianne in Shame...jealous?
(someone else tweets the above tweeter): Happy for them. He has always been very complimentary of her in interviews on, Shame. I had a feeling.
(the original tweeter responds): tbh I don't about them apart from seeing Shame..she is VERY pretty in real life and much younger looking
(And in a separate tweet from someone else to the original tweeter):
Hello, Was this today or last Saturday?
(the original tweeter responds): saturday
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MY OBSESSION WITH THIS MAN AND HIS LOVE LIFE! :giggles:
Hehe, having stayed in the county Kerry countryside for a little while, there's always sheeps in your backyard, wherever you reside. It makes for an abundance of animal shag joking material 
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If all the girls are going to want to sleep with me after seeing this film?
The answer is definetely YES!
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I love this quote: All men do not go out at night with the sole aim of bringing someone home.
Tell that to those chicks at the Cat and Mutton, Fassy!
Adam Deacon? Alex Esmail (loved him as Pest!) ? Would love it if it was Attack the Block: Aliens are back, bruv! Hope him and Hardy consort to appear in a project together. I know he's not so popular on this thread, but I love the brilliant Hardy, even as a gentleman chav.
I wonder how many proposals he's going to be getting to dayIt is leap year
He is one tiny fireball
Welcome Zelda!! Yep, someone was right all along.
If there's one thing I've learned from being a part of a fandom it's that people have a tendency to exaggerate and run with things.
Maybe he does that. But I know that if I'm going home with a guy from a bar after having just met him that night, I'm not gonna be making plans for us for the rest of the week/month/year. You know what I'm sayin'? So those girls should know what's up from the moment they walk in and don't see a television (if it takes them that long).
Oh my lord, you guys are killing me. Pull up to The Bumper. LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I kind of enjoy that Fassy is such a player. Long as he's not playing with me! But I do wonder how he manages to extricate himself from any uncomfortable constraints. He's got to keep running into the same girls. Don't any of them try to get their hooks in him, especially with him such a star now? Or get angry when they can't? Isn't he afraid someone's going to sell some kind of awful story to the papers about him?
Maybe he's like my player friend, who sternly tells all his girlies at the outset "This is just for tonight, baby."
Maybe he does that. But I know that if I'm going home with a guy from a bar after having just met him that night, I'm not gonna be making plans for us for the rest of the week/month/year. You know what I'm sayin'? So those girls should know what's up from the moment they walk in and don't see a television (if it takes them that long).
Oh my lord, you guys are killing me. Pull up to The Bumper. LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I kind of enjoy that Fassy is such a player. Long as he's not playing with me! But I do wonder how he manages to extricate himself from any uncomfortable constraints. He's got to keep running into the same girls. Don't any of them try to get their hooks in him, especially with him such a star now? Or get angry when they can't? Isn't he afraid someone's going to sell some kind of awful story to the papers about him?
Maybe he's like my player friend, who sternly tells all his girlies at the outset "This is just for tonight, baby."
No doubt he does warn them, but I know plenty of women who would be delusional enough to think that they could change a player. Bish please!
I wonder how many proposals he's going to be getting to day
ZERO! He's probably hiding at home from the cray cray bishes outside of his flat and wishing he still had a TV.
Happy Leap Day girls
To show you how committed he is to this here's a serenade for you all
According to an old Irish legend, or possibly history, St Bridget struck a deal with St Patrick to allow women to propose to men every 4 years. This is believed to have been introduced to balance the traditional roles of men and women in a similar way to how Leap Day balances the calendar.
In some places, Leap Day has been known as Bachelors Day for the same reason. A man was expected to pay a penalty, such as a gown or money, if he refused a marriage proposal from a woman on Leap Day. In many European countries, especially in the upper classes of society, tradition dictates that any man who refuses a woman's proposal on February 29 has to buy her 12 pairs of gloves. The intention is that the woman can wear the gloves to hide the embarrassment of not having an engagement ring. During the middle ages there were laws governing this tradition.
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Wow, 12 pairs of gloves in exchange for a lifetime of humiliation. No thanks.
Singing Fassy is cute as hell. Do you think he knows that he can't really sing?
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