Michael Fassbender

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mustard_stain said:
I second that: Ejm, great Tumblr and graphics. Well done! (But that pic is slightly scary in that it reminds me of that last shot of Michael as deceased Bobby Sands before he is covered by a white sheet in Hunger).

Artica, Soxy and all those living near the Thames, the responsability incumbs on our fellow Londonians to crash such a bacchanalian event and report :graucho:.
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I'm always up for a party, especially a Fassy party!!:graucho: but this is how I could end up after dancing and drinking with Fassy!:D
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venus15 said:
Saturday night brought us this year's Independent Spirit Awards (which saw The Artist win there as well), and while the show itself was a little too tame and a little too predictable, the opening monologue from host Seth Rogen will probably go down as one of the greatest (or at least our favorite) awards show monologues of all time. From calling Brett Ratner a "horrible bigot" to discussing the "serious d*ck acclaim" Michael Fassbender has received for Shame to calling Elizabeth Olson "the mistake," Rogen just plain killed it. Watch the entire 15-minute opening below ...

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Warning: This clip is NSFW and includes tons of foul language

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Thanks for uploading that! Seth Rogen rocks. That Mel Gibson joke, killed it.
 
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Soxy said:
I'm always up for a party, especially a Fassy party!!:graucho: but this is how I could end up after dancing and drinking with Fassy!:D
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LMFAO!!!

mustard_stain said:
I second that: Ejm, great Tumblr and graphics. Well done! (But that pic is slightly scary in that it reminds me of that last shot of Michael as deceased Bobby Sands before he is covered by a white sheet in Hunger).

Artica, Soxy and all those living near the Thames, the responsability incumbs on our fellow Londonians to crash such a bacchanalian event and report :graucho:.
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Well considering that I hardly ever drink, I would nominate Soxy to get into the party first. Before she collapses after trying to keep up with Fassy and his drinking, she can let me and my camera in. ;)
 
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The french L'Optimum interview with Michael is one-page long, rather eloquent, but because there are some topics he's already addressed, here's some nuggets of new-ish information from him. Here's the link for the french readers: http://michaelfassbenderarchive.tum.../michael-fassbender-in-loptimum-magazine-n-39

He confirms that the threesome in Shame with DeeDee and Calamity is completely simulated and that it looks real by virtue of movie magic and illusion. (in the last question of the interview, when he's asked what is his definition of failing/going bankrupt, he answers that he'd probably hit rock bottom if he were forced to perform an unsimulated sex scene for the cameras).

He's also asked whether he's good at card games and answers that while that's not his forte, his grandmother had very strong skills at those. He occasionally plays Texas Hold'em and Blackjack, but very rarely goes to casinos; more like friendly games amongst friends where the maximum buy-in is 20$.

On being asked whether he plays video games due to the Fable III connection, he answers that he doesn't have a game console, neither a TV, but that the few times he played, with a penchant for simulated car races, he'd end up falling asleep in front of the console and continuing the rest of the race in his dreams (lol, the Tetris effect?).
 
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mustard_stain said:
The french L'Optimum interview with Michael is one-page long, rather eloquent, but because there are some topics he's already addressed, here's some nuggets of new-ish information from him. Here's the link for the french readers: http://michaelfassbenderarchive.tum.../michael-fassbender-in-loptimum-magazine-n-39

He confirms that the threesome in Shame with DeeDee and Calamity is completely simulated and that it looks real by virtue of movie magic and illusion. (in the last question of the interview, when he's asked what is his definition of failing/going bankrupt, he answers that he'd probably hit rock bottom if he were forced to perform an unsimulated sex scene for the cameras).

He's also asked whether he's good at card games and answers that while that's not his forte, his grandmother had very strong skills at those. He occasionally plays Texas Hold'em and Blackjack, but very rarely goes to casinos; more like friendly games amongst friends where the maximum buy-in is 20$.

On being asked whether he plays video games due to the Fable III connection, he answers that he doesn't have a game console, neither a TV, but that the few times he played, with a penchant for simulated car races, he'd end up falling asleep in front of the console and continuing the rest of the race in his dreams (lol, the Tetris effect?).
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Wait, he doesn't have a television? Is that what he said? Interesting. A little surprising, given the business he's in. I would understand if he had one but hardly ever watched it, but... So he watches movies and such on his computer, I suppose? Perhaps he has one now, though. That interview is from last year, right?

Hm... so I guess whenever he'd take the ladies back to his flat, there wasn't much else to do but get right to the business, then, huh? :graucho:
 
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http://leisureonly.com/news/hollywood-stars-going-mad-in-trendy-london

When I checked my facebook this morning, in amongst all the pictures of people in the snow believing that THEIR experience in the snow is worth sharing (it isn’t, same as YOUR dreams aren’t either), I saw 5000000 status updates about Jake Gyllenhaal being in Dalston. Eeeeeeeeveryone had a hilarious story with jokes about horses and tents and cowboys and bumming. I even got a 2.30am phone call, waking me up, from a girl I know, all excited that she’d seen little Jake, waxing lyrical about how hot he was. I though, **** Jake. **** him prancing about Dalston being adored when I am laid in bed unable to frequent the local discotheques. No one calls anyone to say they saw me outside Alibi at 2.30am. So I brought this up with another friend, who then went on to tell me Michael Fassbender, the guy with the big willy from Steve McQueen’s Shame, has been swanning around Broadway Market, womanising like it’s going out of fashion. “He’s shagged all the girls in the Cat & Mutton,” she says. Bastard.
 
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venus15 said:
http://leisureonly.com/news/hollywood-stars-going-mad-in-trendy-london

When I checked my facebook this morning, in amongst all the pictures of people in the snow believing that THEIR experience in the snow is worth sharing (it isn’t, same as YOUR dreams aren’t either), I saw 5000000 status updates about Jake Gyllenhaal being in Dalston. Eeeeeeeeveryone had a hilarious story with jokes about horses and tents and cowboys and bumming. I even got a 2.30am phone call, waking me up, from a girl I know, all excited that she’d seen little Jake, waxing lyrical about how hot he was. I though, **** Jake. **** him prancing about Dalston being adored when I am laid in bed unable to frequent the local discotheques. No one calls anyone to say they saw me outside Alibi at 2.30am. So I brought this up with another friend, who then went on to tell me Michael Fassbender, the guy with the big willy from Steve McQueen’s Shame, has been swanning around Broadway Market, womanising like it’s going out of fashion. “He’s shagged all the girls in the Cat & Mutton,” she says. Bastard.
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He's single, rich, well-hung and beautiful. So...:shrugs: But I dunno. That website looks a lil suspect. :p Rumors and hearsay. Probably at least a little bit of truth to it. Lover boy bringing the Cat & Mutton chicks back to his place. :coolio: Hope they didn't think they were going there to watch TV. :laugh:
 
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Gemini Chica said:
He's single, rich, well-hung and beautiful. So...:shrugs: But I dunno. That website looks a lil suspect. :p Rumors and hearsay. Probably at least a little bit of truth to it. Lover boy bringing the Cat & Mutton chicks back to his place. :coolio: Hope they didn't think they were going there to watch TV. :laugh:
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Girl: Hey, where's your TV?
Michael: *Turns on 'Sexual Healing' * What?
 
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