Michael Fassbender

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Nah, no way he lives on Mare Street going by the Vogue description. And sleeping around with people you meet in pubs is what most men do when they get the chance! In fact a lot of women, too. Maybe doesn't come across well in other cultures but it's standard British (and Irish) behaviour!

Same here in Quebec. Actually I'd say most liberal minds don't really judge against that in (cosmopolitan especially but not necessarily) cities almost anywhere in the world. It's celebrated in Sex and the City as the ultimate sign of sexual liberation, haha!
 
Penny, why does that shock you? So many civilians meet others at bars and end up going home together. It's basically the most normal scenario about one-night stands and nothing to raise an eyebrow over if everyone cares about protection.


It doesn't shock me that much but I'm just side-eyeing the way he picks up women randomly in pubs (/or god knows where else) without knowing them at all and bring them straight back to his place (the aids thing was a joke obvs :p don't take it the wrong way ;)). Maybe he was rehearsing for Brandon's part, he's a method actor after all :laugh:
The ping pong thing is just hilarious btw :roflmfao:
 
It doesn't shock me that much but I'm just side-eyeing the way he picks up women randomly in pubs/or god knows where else without knowing them at all and bring them straight back to his place (the aids thing was a joke obvs :p don't take it the wrong way ;)). Maybe he was rehearsing for Brondon's part, he's a method actor after all :laugh:
The ping pong thing is just hilarious btw :roflmfao:

You don't need to be a method actor rehearsing as a sex addict to enjoy sex with no strings attached ;) Perhaps your strong reaction reveals more about your position vis-à-vis this topic, than Fassbender's own doings :graucho::graucho: (I'm just gently teasing you, hope you know that and don't misread it :D)
 
Isn't a part of you relieved to read that even during one-nights with strangers, he remains lovely and mannered :D It'd be too much to read that he's some deranged sex-o-freak with a fetish and a S&M closet who tosses out a girl after he's done :laugh:

A part of me is relieved to know that he remains a gentleman even under the sheets yeah but another part is mostly worried that Mindy Kalling will get him first :laugh::p

EastLondonGirl did you try anything with him yet? I mean you live near his place and he's obviously single go get him girl ;)

You don't need to be a method actor rehearsing as a sex addict to enjoy sex with no strings attached Perhaps your strong reaction reveals more about your position vis-à-vis this topic, than Fassbender's own doings (I'm just gently teasing you, hope you know that and don't misread it )

I guess in France we usually have a few dates before sleeping with a guy but honestly if the guy was Fassy I'd have sex with him the 1st night too (don't get me wrong ;)) right on that ping pong table :graucho::laugh:
 
Nah, no way he lives on Mare Street going by the Vogue description. And sleeping around with people you meet in pubs is what most men do when they get the chance! In fact a lot of women, too. Maybe doesn't come across well in other cultures but it's standard British (and Irish) behaviour!

Standard American behavior, too! Especially where I live. Men and women alike.
 
@EastLondonGirl: Thanks for the Gossip! Did your sister's friend say if he was good in bed ? because, you know, sometimes, even the most handsome and charming guys can disappoint in bed :p

@mustard_stain: about the tarantino foot fetish, it did'nt surprise me, i already heard weird sex stories about QT :laugh: wonder how sofia coppola dealt with that..
 
@EastLondonGirl: Thanks for the Gossip! Did your sister's friend say if he was good in bed ? because, you know, sometimes, even the most handsome and charming guys can disappoint in bed :p

@mustard_stain: about the tarantino foot fetish, it did'nt surprise me, i already heard weird sex stories about QT :laugh: wonder how sofia coppola dealt with that..

They dated?!? His movies are brilliant but I don't know how she dealt with him; I get mentally drained of his narcissistic self-aggrandizing ways whenever I watch one of his interviews. Plus... he looks like a ****ing Gargoyle.

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I don't know about his talents, but the Fish Tank sex scenes with Kierston Wareing do hint that the man knows what he's doing. It's one of the most realistic (not porny in any way) sex scenes I've seen onscreen.
 
You know someone did told me he came home with different women when he was crashing at his place but I didn't know he picked them up in his local pub... now we know where to look girls :ghi5: let's stalk his a$$ and tap that until he won't be able to walk right the morning after :laugh::yes:
Where's Artica btw? :p

@mustard_stain: about the tarantino foot fetish, it did'nt surprise me, i already heard weird sex stories about QT wonder how sofia coppola dealt with that..

Poor Sofia :laugh: and yeah they dated for years before she dumped him for Thomas Mars (Phoenix lead singer). Best thing she ever did :cool:
 
They dated?!? His movies are brilliant but I don't know how she dealt with him; I get mentally drained of his narcissistic self-aggrandizing ways whenever I watch one of his interviews. Plus... he looks like a ****ing Gargoyle.

yes, they dated briefly several years ago. she seems so quiet and nice, whereas he's such an arrogant a**hole.. but maybe she likes sex fetish too :graucho:
BTW the description of QT's penis (if true) is hilarious : QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes.) :roflmfao::laugh:
 
Have been enjoying following this forum, ladies. Random that there's so much good Fassbender gossip on a handbag website! Anyway, couldn't resist posting...my sister's friend has slept with Mr F. She met him in a bar in Broadway Market about a year ago. She kept looking at him because she thought she recognised him and then he came over to talk to her. They played ping pong together and then went back to his place. Apparently he was lovely and very gentlemanly. He didn't want to talk about his work and was very down to earth and un-actor-y but it was just a one night thing. And she fits the description of his type - "exotic" (half Indian, half something else) and curvy. Not sure how old she is but my sis is 32 so somewhere round there. I live round the corner from London Fields and pretty sure I know his building from the Vogue article description - hoping I'll bump into him myself one of these days!



Oooh. Thanks for sharing. I'm slightly ashamed to say that I'm the curious/nosy type that enjoys reading these stories. :ninja::shame:


About a year ago... Didn't he have a girlfriend about a year ago? Hey, I'm not judging. Just felt like pointing it out for the sake of it.

EDIT: Just to say MF is ranked number 7 at imdb. Just a couple of days ago he was 16. Thought that was pretty cool. :cool:
 
Oooh. Thanks for sharing. I'm slightly ashamed to say that I'm the curious/nosy type that enjoys reading these stories. :ninja::shame:


About a year ago... Didn't he have a girlfriend about a year ago? Hey, I'm not judging. Just felt like pointing it out for the sake of it.



F#ck I didn't even think about that, damn right he was with Zoe during that whole year. So if the gossip is true, he cheated on her with that girl obvs probably others :lecture:Maybe they weren't exclusive but Zoe did cheat on Penn with Fassy at TIFF so I guess she's no angel either :rolleyes:
 
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