Michael Fassbender

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I know what you mean. He shook my hand, leaned over and looked me straight in the eye. Boom! That was it. I walked out of there asap before I could embaress myself even more and jumped for joy outside of the museum.
And no, he didn't shake any of the other bishes' hands. Just mine.:choochoo:

He probably then picked up some random woman in his local pub and showed her the Fassdong. Some chicks have more luck than others.:shrugs:

Reminds me of this song:



BTW, Penny your Avatar is wicked!

Hmm. You would think that at least one of his one night stands would brag about shagging him? Haven't seen any gossip about this yet? I'm sure he would be quick passionate and to the point (i.e. a quickie).
Observation: Fassy would be perfect for a fling but unfortunately he doesn't qualify for a long term relationship. He seems the type to get bored easily. You agree?
 
Was it a moment like this? :D



God only knows how spastic I'd be (in secret) after meeting the Fassbender. It's a good thing an Atlantic ocean separates us.


YES! I really miss Sex and the City Seasons 1-3 (Carrie got so annoying after that, it was almost character assassination). The movies are a bit of an abomination, too...


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so accurate it scares me. Jump for joy...Jump for joy!!!

I never watched SATC for Carrie and I absolutely hated her in the last season. I never watched Grey's Anatomy for Meredith either. Couldn't stand her. I loved Christina and Miranda.
 
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so accurate it scares me. Jump for joy...Jump for joy!!!

I never watched SATC for Carrie and I absolutely hated her in the last season. I never watched Grey's Anatomy for Meredith either. Couldn't stand her. I loved Christina and Miranda.

My favourites were Anthony & Samantha. Too bad they never knocked boots together, it would have been a classic :laugh::laugh:
 
Hmm. You would think that at least one of his one night stands would brag about shagging him? Haven't seen any gossip about this yet? I'm sure he would be quick passionate and to the point (i.e. a quickie).
Observation: Fassy would be perfect for a fling but unfortunately he doesn't qualify for a long term relationship. He seems the type to get bored easily. You agree?

Haven't read anything about that yet, but I'm sure it will come soon. Same thing happened with Brad Pitt. Don't know about his stamina. I would think he's more of a Brendan with those 2 hookers than a Connor with poor little Mia.
I get the feeling he's more of a serial monogamist. His relationship with Maiko lasted several years, the one with Leasi over a year and the one with Zoe probably a year as well. He might go completely mental now that he has the 'buffet' at his fingertips.
 
My favorite is Hugh Grant dancing to "Jump for My Love"

Gotta love those hammy hip moves! ;)

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Btw, doesn't this 12 year-old gingerboy bear an uncanny resemblance to Annette Bening? :D

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I know what you mean. He shook my hand, leaned over and looked me straight in the eye. Boom! That was it. I walked out of there asap before I could embaress myself even more and jumped for joy outside of the museum.
And no, he didn't shake any of the other bishes' hands. Just mine.:choochoo:

Same thing for me (see pictures below :p) except I was acting all chill/can't be bothered at that moment but then I realized the huge mistake I just made. I had like zero chance with him anyway since Nicole was there and I'm younger than Zoe :laugh:
Ugh, story of my life :rolleyes:
 

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Same thing for me (see pictures below :p) except I was acting all chill/can't be bothered at that moment but then I realized the huge mistake I just made. I had like zero chance with him anyway since Nicole was there and I'm younger than Zoe :laugh:
Ugh, story of my life :rolleyes:

Must have been pretty special for some of the cinemagoers to be able to interact with him in Paris! Because unlike 'invite-only' premiere parties, didn't the Bibliotheque Mitterand folks invite one entire Shame room to the toast bc the movie started late or something? That's a nice pleasant surprise!
 
Must have been pretty special for some of the cinemagoers to be able to interact with him in Paris! Because unlike 'invite-only' premiere parties, didn't the Bibliotheque Mitterand folks invite one entire Shame room to the toast bc the movie started late or something? That's a nice pleasant surprise!

It was the kind of the same for NYFF (I didn't end up going though)
 
Must have been pretty special for some of the cinemagoers to be able to interact with him in Paris! Because unlike 'invite-only' premiere parties, didn't the Bibliotheque Mitterand folks invite one entire Shame room to the toast bc the movie started late or something? That's a nice pleasant surprise!


The cocktail party and private screening was invite-only but there was another public screening at the same time and some people/girls sneeked in after the movie because there wasn't a lot of people in the room and the security was sh*t at MK2 (still 2 bodyguards for Michael :p) and after that we ended the night at a private club in Paris but invite-only this time. It was a cosy event, Michael, Steve and Nicole talked to everybody in the room and famous people talked to random strangers too, it was cool.
 
Same thing for me (see pictures below :p) except I was acting all chill/can't be bothered at that moment but then I realized the huge mistake I just made. I had like zero chance with him anyway since Nicole was there and I'm younger than Zoe :laugh:
Ugh, story of my life :rolleyes:

Nooooooooo!!! You need to come to London and undo that f^ckery, girl. He has a premiere next week. Go get 'em tiger!
 
The cocktail party and private screening was invite-only but there was another public screening at the same time and some people/girls sneeked in after the movie because there wasn't a lot of people in the room and the security was sh*t at MK2 (still 2 bodyguards for Michael :p) and after that we ended the night at a private club in Paris but invite-only this time. It was a cosy event, Michael, Steve and Nicole talked to everybody in the room and famous people talked to random strangers too, it was cool.

So did he just walk over to you and try to chat you up?
More details please! Wait...let me get some popcorn first.
 
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