Michael Fassbender

[fandora]

That's what I'm saying, girl. I think if she had toned down the cray cray, it would have EASILY been believable (and his career, OVER). But ***** was overambitious and piled it on, and that sticks out like a sore thumb.

Ladies, there is SO a sex tape leaking out in 3...2...1... Or whatever memento of them together in their time.

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Fandora, I think the HR interview says he was at his agency's party post-LAFCA ceremony on Friday, and on Saturday morning that's when he went to the HR photoshoot.

True. All of this is too much but you know what, not many people actually use their gray brain cells and think while reading. Yes, dear Celeb!tchy writers, I'm looking at you.

In case sex tape comes out, it won't hurt Michael unless there's some SM/BDSM in it.

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I meant W magazine party. Am not sure if both parties were at the same night.

Unless it's not her, but someone else who's behind it. Oscar nominations are announced next week.

Here's an article about dirty Oscar campaigns:

http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/the-sound-fury-of-the-negative-oscar-campaign.php

Oscar ballots had to be handed till last Friday so voting for noms is over. If M. gets nominated this could be of some significance otherwise not so much. Besides even if Michael get's Oscar nom, he has zero chance against Pitt and Clooney.

 

[jenny1981]

What ROC needs is a reality TV show? This is the only thing that she's talented enough for. How many kids does she have? Nevermind, I really don't want to know. Poor Michael, if only he could have thought with his little head when he met her.

 

[Gemini Chica]

No it's her, definitely. Harvey is too smart for that sh*t. And what would be the interest for him it's not like Michael has a serious chance of winning anyway. He's going to pull a Colin Farrell I tell you that: sex tapes, drugs, booze, children out of nowhere, everything...

Nooo! Don't say that! I love Colin (I knew him for a bit and he is the sweetest man) but thinks with his d*ck for sure. I have much higher hopes for Michael and I don't think it's unrealistic to believe that he's got a much better head on his shoulders than Colin.

 

[mustard_stain]

No it's her, definitely. Harvey is too smart for that sh*t. And what would be the interest for him it's not like Michael has a serious chance of winning anyway. He's going to pull a Colin Farrell I tell you that: sex tapes, drugs, booze, children out of nowhere, everything...

Ah, have a bit of faith in the lad I totally can picture him as a sexual libertarian (that d!ck puts him in trouble, I swear) and a lover of the spirits, but jury's out on the rest. I did always think that he was like wild stallion, not one for domestication. Not in the sense of ****ed-up Farrelization described in Emma Forrest's Your Voice in my Head, though.

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Lol Gemini, I basically duplicated your post independently! And now I'm dying to know about Farrell. I love him (and hate that he can't seem to get his **** straight, d!ckwise).

 

[Artica]

The W magazine party was held on Friday the 13t; the same date as the La Critics Awards.

 

[mustard_stain]

What ROC needs is a reality TV show? This is the only thing that she's talented enough for. How many kids does she have? Nevermind, I really don't want to know. Poor Michael, if only he could have thought with his little head when he met her.

Jenny, I think that's exactly the problem -- that little helmet did all the thinking

 

[Penny_Lane_]

What's intriguing me is how did someone knew who ROC really is/was when they saw her leaving the hotel in slippers? She's not famous, nobody have a clue of who she might be it had to come from her and I notice how the article insists on her previous acting career by saying "The Dante's Cove actress", really? It's not subtle at all, it's clearly a publicity stunt for her she likes the attention she's getting right now.

Nooo! Don't say that! I love Colin (I knew him for a bit and he is the sweetest man) but thinks with his d*ck for sure. I have much higher hopes for Michael and I don't think it's unrealistic to believe that he's got a much better head on his shoulders than Colin.

I love Colin Farrell too but it's not my fault if he went batsh*t crazy for awhile, is it?

What ROC needs is a reality TV show? This is the only thing that she's talented enough for. How many kids does she have? Nevermind, I really don't want to know. Poor Michael, if only he could have thought with his little head when he met her.

2 children: one from Bender and one from her ex porn mogul BF... probably a 3rd by now who knows?
A TV show? Oh God nooooo! If only Kardashian and Hilton could jump from a cliff I would die happy.

 

[Ejm1059]

What's intriguing me is how did someone knew who ROC really is/was when they saw her leaving the hotel in slippers? She's not famous, nobody have a clue of who she might be it had to come from her and I notice how the article insists on her previous acting career by saying "The Dante's Cove actress", really? It's not subtle at all, it's clearly a publicity stunt for her she likes the attention she's getting right now.

Good point.

 

[mustard_stain]

What's intriguing me is how did someone knew who ROC really is/was when they saw her leaving the hotel in slippers? She's not famous, nobody have a clue of who she might be it had to come from her and I notice how the article insists on her previous acting career by saying "The Dante's Cove actress", really? It's not subtle at all, it's clearly a publicity stunt for her she likes the attention she's getting right now.

Poor Artica who unknowingly spent money on it! Yeah, Penny this is why it's almost comical. It's such a ****ing sloppy job, she should be stripped of her cray cray title. Not even worthy of that!

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Fandora, while Cele*****y's Kaiser can really exasperate me with her borderline unhealthy Fassaloonying, I've got to give her credit that she's never addressed the cray cray issues, and you just know there are readers with pitchforks who are sending her emails about it all day. She probably thinks it's blatant BS like us.

 

[jenny1981]

She needs "wanna be" rehab. Well, the one thing all the men would probably agree on is that she is definitely not marriage material. However, none of them seem to be rushing to the altar, which explain why they dated her in the first place.

 

[fandora]

Fandora, while Cele*****y's Kaiser can really exasperate me with her borderline unhealthy Fassaloonying, I've got to give her credit that she's never addressed the cray cray issues, and you just know there are readers with pitchforks who are sending her emails about it all day. She probably thinks it's blatant BS like us.

I have huge issues with that website. Not because of Fassy BTW. It's a bunch of middle-aged women, sitting at home, reading tabloids and mags and b**ching about celebs they don't like. Occasionally there's a post about someone they do like.

I don't mind making fun of celebs, after all they chose to live in public eye. However, I have a problem when so-called writers make a lot of assumptions and put them out as truth while their only source of information is 2nd tier tabloid. It p*sses me off because seriously there are people out there who take their articles and stories for real.

BTW I think Kaiser addressed ROC issues at Pajiba. I saw one of articles over there, not about Fassbender, and it left bad taste in my mouth. I was like, ScarJo is not the cause of your problems.

 

[Gemini Chica]

Can we all take a moment of silence to reflect upon the fact that I Love Him?


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This is my favorite photo of the night of his arrival at The Late Show (Wire Image watermark strategically placed and all).

Can somebody photoshop pea coat man out of it?

 

[mustard_stain]

Eeek did someone put guyliner/clear mascara on him?

Still, he's looking smooth and suave. Thanks for the pic!

 

[so confusing]

True. All of this is too much but you know what, not many people actually use their gray brain cells and think while reading. Yes, dear Celeb!tchy writers, I'm looking at you.

In case sex tape comes out, it won't hurt Michael unless there's some SM/BDSM in it.

I think SM/BDSM (especially B) would only enhance the legend.

A donkey? That would be a problem.

 

[Penny_Lane_]

Enjoy