There's a famous story that Woody Allen plays the clarinet (sp?) at a bar in New York every Sunday, which is why he's too busy to attend the Oscars. The only time I've seen him there was right after 9/11 and they had an homage to New York. He introduced the clip. RE: W Magazine... I have to agree with so confusing and Gemini Chica. I was about to ask if that photo was real or one of those *photoshop from tumblr* deals. It looks very strange... Like they pasted his head on someone else's body. And yeah, it's increadibly cheesy (albeit hot! ). With this and the penis expert thing, I bet his friends are really taking the pi$$!