Jessica Simpson

[Irishgal]

What's the criteria for winning this award? What are they measuring. What are they focusing on?

I’m sure it was a pay to play and pay more to win type of award.

 

[kkfiregirl]

^That pic with Husband and his MIL ain't right. No Ma'am.

IKR?!! I got a good laugh out of that one.

 

[kkfiregirl]

even in a suit her husband looks...sloppy?

He needs a shave, and the suit doesn’t fit him well.

 

[mdcx]

It looks like they were honouring women who have children and also run successful businesses.
I know Jessica Simpsons business(shoes etc) is incredibly successful.

 

[arnott]

There is quite a bit of disparity between the vacation closet pics and that yellow mess, just sayin'

Yep! It must be the 'put one arm up and hold your body diagonally' pose!

 

[afsweet]

even when posing diagonally everything from the waist up looks a mess

 

[queennadine]

OMG that pose needs to die

 

[BagOuttaHell]

I think they are high all the time. Between, pills, marijuana and booze.

 

[Brandless]

She looks like a hot mess

 

[arnott]

OMG that pose needs to die

 

[mdcx]

I think they are high all the time. Between, pills, marijuana and booze.

Yep, I get this impression too. Money is no object as she is wealthy, he doesn't work. It's just vacations and feeling good all the time.

 

[mdcx]

Yep! It must be the 'put one arm up and hold your body diagonally' pose!

She had to have used the stretching tool in that first pic, her arm is longer than her legs!

 

[arnott]

She had to have used the stretching tool in that first pic, her arm is longer than her legs!

No idea what a stretching tool is but that's hilarious! Who does she think she's fooling!

 

[SandyC1981]

She looks ridiculous..posing like that.

 

[pixiejenna]

I wonder how much time she spent to find the pose that makes her look “the slimmest”? I also can’t get over her lip fillers she was so pretty before now she looks like a rough housewife who’s been to the dentist to much.