In all seriousness, it was a fun article and I enjoyed it... it's nice to read a "hooked on handbags"-type article written by someone who understands and who loves them herself (so many that have been posted in the past are a bit condescending or negative).
It's totally true what that girl Suzie said (at least it is for me), you buy purses because it boosts your self-confidence. I don't feel like my outfit is complete until I have a purse. It's that final finishing touch that makes everything click!